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	<description>The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It&#039;s a blog! It&#039;s bizarre! No...it&#039;s Blogzarro!</description>
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		<title>From the Twitter Files</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2011/02/from-the-twitter-files/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes, One-Liners, Observations]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Decided to live every day like I&#8217;m dying. Today&#8217;s first activity: cough up blood.]]></description>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #23</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2011/02/blogzarro-question-19-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you sell your soul to the devil, do you have to declare it on your taxes?]]></description>
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		<title>Quick Fact</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2011/01/quick-fact/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 03:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes, One-Liners, Observations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What I Learned Today]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are more than 1500 people in the U.S. named Unique.]]></description>
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		<title>The Name Game</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/12/the-name-game/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/12/the-name-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Came up with a great gay porn name: John CuteSack.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #22</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/11/blogzarro-question-22-zombies/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/11/blogzarro-question-22-zombies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why do zombies eat people? They&#8217;re dead. They don&#8217;t need food to survive. They don&#8217;t have tastebuds. Therefore, they don&#8217;t need it and they can&#8217;t enjoy it. But, god, do they love it! There has to be one vegetarian zombie out there, right? BONUS QUESTION: If zombies eat, do they poop?]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/05/what-i-learned-today-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 20:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No dog is free. How I Learned This: After spending a nice chunk of change on carpeting for my new house, my puppy has been systematically ripping it apart and peeing on it. The new couch is his bed. The new flat-screen TV is in constant danger of being pulled off its stand by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am I Crazy Or…</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/05/am-i-crazy-or%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 20:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Am I Crazy?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is it getting a little crazy with all the trashy reality shows set in New Jersey (&#8220;Jersey Shore,&#8221; &#8220;Housewives of New Jersey,&#8221; &#8220;Jerseylicious,&#8221; &#8220;Jersey Couture&#8221;)?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #21</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/05/blogzarro-question-21/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/05/blogzarro-question-21/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 21:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On second thought: whatever happened to Michael Keaton?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #20</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/04/blogzarro-question-20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whatever happened to Jan-Michael Vincent?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Caption This #11</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/04/caption-this-11/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/04/caption-this-11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 22:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Captions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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