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	<description>The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro!</description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/05/what-i-learned-today-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 20:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No dog is free. How I Learned This: After spending a nice chunk of change on carpeting for my new house, my puppy has been systematically ripping it apart and peeing on it. The new couch is his bed. The new flat-screen TV is in constant danger of being pulled off its stand by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am I Crazy Or…</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 20:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it getting a little crazy with all the trashy reality shows set in New Jersey (&#8220;Jersey Shore,&#8221; &#8220;Housewives of New Jersey,&#8221; &#8220;Jerseylicious,&#8221; &#8220;Jersey Couture&#8221;)?]]></description>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #21</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 21:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On second thought: whatever happened to Michael Keaton?]]></description>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #20</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/04/blogzarro-question-20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whatever happened to Jan-Michael Vincent?]]></description>
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		<title>Caption This #11</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/04/caption-this-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 22:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Captions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!]]></description>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #19</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/04/blogzarro-question-19/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are you are sex addict if you have sex with your wife a lot?]]></description>
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		<title>Blogzarro Ball 2010! Now in Its Third Year!</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/02/blogzarro-ball-2010-now-in-its-third-year/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/02/blogzarro-ball-2010-now-in-its-third-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?.scrumb=]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry to See Conan Go (Though I Never Watched the &#8220;Tonight Show&#8221;)</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/01/sorry-to-see-conan-go-though-i-never-watched-the-tonight-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 06:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Before tonight I had never seen one minute of the &#8220;Tonight Show&#8221; with Conan O&#8217;Brien. I tuned in for the first time last night, to catch the last 15 minutes of his final show. And as I watched Conan choke up during his classy farewell speech, I felt like a diehard fan after his team [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Paranormal Activity Conspiracy</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/10/the-paranormal-activity-conspiracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am convinced there is a conspiracy involving the &#8220;Paranormal Activity&#8221; hype. I heard all the raves and the hyperbolic statements, like &#8221; &#8216;Paranormal Activity&#8217; is the most terrifying movie you&#8217;ll ever see,&#8221; or some crazy thing along those lines. So Saturday I went to see the movie, which was reportedly made for $15,000. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gay Food</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/09/gay-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes, One-Liners, Observations]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogzarro.com/?p=924</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s ice cream has turned gay. And homosexuality never tasted so delicious. Well, not since that Snap, Crackle and Pop gangbang. But gay food isn&#8217;t anything new. I long suspected Boston Kreme donuts of being queer &#8212; every time I eat one I get creamy jizz all over my face, and my [...]]]></description>
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