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	<title>Blogzarro</title>
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	<description>The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro!</description>
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		<title>Blogzarro Ball 2010! Now in Its Third Year!</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/02/blogzarro-ball-2010-now-in-its-third-year/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/02/blogzarro-ball-2010-now-in-its-third-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?.scrumb=]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry to See Conan Go (Though I Never Watched the &#8220;Tonight Show&#8221;)</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/01/sorry-to-see-conan-go-though-i-never-watched-the-tonight-show/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/01/sorry-to-see-conan-go-though-i-never-watched-the-tonight-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 06:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Before tonight I had never seen one minute of the &#8220;Tonight Show&#8221; with Conan O&#8217;Brien. I tuned in for the first time last night, to catch the last 15 minutes of his final show. And as I watched Conan choke up during his classy farewell speech, I felt like a diehard fan after his team [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Paranormal Activity Conspiracy</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/10/the-paranormal-activity-conspiracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am convinced there is a conspiracy involving the &#8220;Paranormal Activity&#8221; hype.
I heard all the raves and the hyperbolic statements, like &#8221; &#8216;Paranormal Activity&#8217; is the most terrifying movie you&#8217;ll ever see,&#8221; or some crazy thing along those lines. So Saturday I went to see the movie, which was reportedly made for $15,000. And what [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Gay Food</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/09/gay-food/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/09/gay-food/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes, One-Liners, Observations]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogzarro.com/?p=924</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s ice cream has turned gay. And homosexuality never tasted so delicious. Well, not since that Snap, Crackle and Pop gangbang.
But gay food isn&#8217;t anything new. I long suspected Boston Kreme donuts of being queer &#8212; every time I eat one I get creamy jizz all over my face, and my attempts [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Panic at the Toilet</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/panic-at-the-toilet-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I use the bathroom at work I panic. No, I don’t worry that I won’t make it to the toilet, or that I’m going to catch someone “peeking,” or that I’m going to slip and my mouth is going to fall on some guy’s dong. I worry that I’m going to be a victim [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #18</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/blogzarro-question-18/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/blogzarro-question-18/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogzarro.com/?p=916</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If Satan wants you to do something, but you were going to do it anyway, are you still a minion in Satan&#8217;s Army?
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Crap to Remember</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/a-crap-to-remember/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/a-crap-to-remember/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogzarro.com/?p=909</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever taken a wicked dump, checked out the bowl, and felt swelling pride? As you stand over the toilet, teary eyed, the dark, bold stench of your waste invading your nostrils, you feel like a parent whose child has just made the honor roll. You think about getting a bumper sticker that says, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fuck Twitter</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/fuck-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/fuck-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I finally conformed and joined the Twitter craze &#8212; and what happens in just a matter of days? All my inane tweets have been deleted! There has been no explanation. No trail of evidence. Did I piss someone off over in Twitterville? Or does Twitter have occassional glitches that wipe out everything you&#8217;ve written?
Fuck Twitter! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>More Life Tips and Advice for the Common Man</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/07/more-life-tips-and-advice/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/07/more-life-tips-and-advice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Words of Wisdom]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogzarro.com/?p=640</guid>
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While on safari, never wear leopard print.
The absolute, surefire way of getting out of jury duty: Confess to whatever crime the defendant is accused of.
If a child asks you where babies come from, never draw a picture.
Here&#8217;s how you can save money on magazine subscriptions: Get AIDS&#8230;and then read all the magazines at the doctor&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #17</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/07/blogzarro-question-17/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/07/blogzarro-question-17/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James A.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blogzarro.com/?p=899</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why are people still visiting Blogzarro.com?
I haven&#8217;t posted anything in months and the site is more popular than ever! What gives?
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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