Comments for Blogzarro http://blogzarro.com The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro! Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:28:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes by Maja http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-144646 Maja Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:28:05 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-144646 hey mike "I cannot say I don't disagree with you!" hey mike “I cannot say I don’t disagree with you!”

]]> Comment on 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes by mike http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-144627 mike Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:08:13 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-144627 I saw Carlin a couple times @ Summerfest in Milwaukee many years ago. Once he got arrested by the freaking moron MPD for in appropriate language. The other time he had a great note worthy quote. A guy was heckling him. George's reply was "I hope your drunk because stupid is forever" I saw Carlin a couple times @ Summerfest in Milwaukee many years ago. Once he got arrested by the freaking moron MPD for in appropriate language.

The other time he had a great note worthy quote. A guy was heckling him. George’s reply was “I hope your drunk because stupid is forever”

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]]> Comment on 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes by chev http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-144619 chev Sun, 22 Jan 2012 01:46:38 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-144619 They left out one of my favourite Carlin quips: "The other day my doctor found a spot on my lung. Turned out to be barbecue sauce." They left out one of my favourite Carlin quips: “The other day my doctor found a spot on my lung. Turned out to be barbecue sauce.”

]]> Comment on Live Every Day Like It’s Your Last? Yeah, Right! by You're certainly and most definetely an idiot http://blogzarro.com/2007/09/live-every-day-like-its-last-yeah-right/comment-page-1/#comment-144441 You're certainly and most definetely an idiot Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:31:06 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=349#comment-144441 That's not anyone's last day, lol. That's just an idiot's venting who doesn't see the bigger picture. I know 100% that even if you WERE living your last day, you wouldn't have the balls to do half that shit. Nuff said. That’s not anyone’s last day, lol. That’s just an idiot’s venting who doesn’t see the bigger picture. I know 100% that even if you WERE living your last day, you wouldn’t have the balls to do half that shit. Nuff said.

]]> Comment on 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes by J http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-144364 J Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:18:57 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-144364 Simon says go fuck yourself Simon says go fuck yourself

]]> Comment on 101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes by Jessica http://blogzarro.com/2007/07/100-greatest-simpsons-quotes/comment-page-15/#comment-144345 Jessica Wed, 04 Jan 2012 04:44:11 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=223#comment-144345 When the family drives to a funeral and Marge says: It so sad Aunt Gladys die Homer: "Ding dong the witch is dead" Bart: "The witch old witch" Homer: "The wiched witch" Bart: Dont ahve a cow man, Eat My shorts Nelson: Hey Bart your Epidermis is showing Bart: wat??? falls off the treehouse Nelson: See Epidermis means your hair, Pardon me a moment, HAHA! Milhouse: Hey Nelson I think he really is hurt Nelson: (Confussed face) I said HA HA When the family drives to a funeral and
Marge says: It so sad Aunt Gladys die
Homer: “Ding dong the witch is dead”
Bart: “The witch old witch”
Homer: “The wiched witch”

Bart: Dont ahve a cow man, Eat My shorts

Nelson: Hey Bart your Epidermis is showing
Bart: wat??? falls off the treehouse
Nelson: See Epidermis means your hair, Pardon me a moment, HAHA!
Milhouse: Hey Nelson I think he really is hurt
Nelson: (Confussed face) I said HA HA

]]> Comment on 101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes by Nobody http://blogzarro.com/2007/07/100-greatest-simpsons-quotes/comment-page-15/#comment-144339 Nobody Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:56:56 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=223#comment-144339 People in the crowd: Boo! Booo! Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they booing me? Smithers: Uh no Sir! They're saying...Boo-urns! Boo-urns! *Mr.Burns gets up* Mr.B: Are ou saying Boo? Crowd: Boo! Boo! mole Man: I was saying Boo-urns... People in the crowd: Boo! Booo!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they booing me?
Smithers: Uh no Sir! They’re saying…Boo-urns! Boo-urns!
*Mr.Burns gets up*
Mr.B: Are ou saying Boo?
Crowd: Boo! Boo!
mole Man: I was saying Boo-urns…

]]> Comment on 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes by Kink in Motion http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-143990 Kink in Motion Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:53:58 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-143990 [...] Take the ‘you have to laugh or you’ll cry approach’.  I call it ‘Carlin’s Way’. Look past the words and try to see the [...] [...] Take the ‘you have to laugh or you’ll cry approach’.  I call it ‘Carlin’s Way’. Look past the words and try to see the [...]

]]> Comment on Live Every Day Like It’s Your Last? Yeah, Right! by Jia http://blogzarro.com/2007/09/live-every-day-like-its-last-yeah-right/comment-page-1/#comment-143971 Jia Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:26:42 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=349#comment-143971 @jesus christ Mind if I join you in the past? I'm a girl btw. RIP Michael Jackson <3 @jesus christ

Mind if I join you in the past? I’m a girl btw.

RIP Michael Jackson <3

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