Or ‘ Bart when you live in my house you’ll follow my rules now sit down and butter your bacon!’

Classics

ps A good Canada one ‘ I come from Canada and they think i’m slow ay’

“My ankles are wet, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything’s comin’ up Milhouse!”

and a few more…

“See you in hell, candy boys!”
-Homer as he throws a can of pop with pop rocks in it towards the entrance of the convention hall which subsequently bursts into flames

[Lisa:] Good news, everyone! You don’t have to eat meat! I’ve made enough gazpacho for all!
[Someone in crowd:] What’s that?
[Lisa:] Tomato soup… served ICE COLD.
[Barney:] Go back to Russia!

“Shake harder boy!”
-the Shelbyvillians as they lose their lemon tree

[Miss Hoover:] You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be *spells it on the board* psychosomatic.
[Ralph:] Does that mean you’re crazy?
[Student:] No, that means she was faking it.
[Miss Hoover:] No, actually, it was a little of both.

And in general, I think of Bart losing the class election because everyone assumes he’ll win by a landslide (and, thus, no one votes for him) everytime election season rolls around…

1# Carnage
2# Venom
3# Green Goblin
4# Electro
5# ‘Rhino
6# Dr.Octopus
7# Myterio
8# Hobgoblin
9# Chameleon
10# Kingpin P.S. do u have any other websites

i just cant get it !!im no spammer ,no offender, no terrorist…so what the fuck,im so offended,spammed and terrorized!!

ahh ,maybe i think they only allow people to tweet about pure nonsensical BULLSHIT so guys like me who try to do sth else ,to tweet about knowledge, about things that r interesting and informative r NOT ALLOWED and get suspended!

BUNCH OF FUCKTARDS !!

sorry u guys for that ,i just needed somewhere to let out my anger

Fig Rolls
Brioche
Toad in the Hole

It went something along the lines of:

Homer (on the phone): “GBM? You’re looking for a soul mate? Well, I don’t like that… nor that…i’ve never even HEARD of that…I’m going to hang up now–goodbye!”

I find it disheartening that you too disliked this film. As you may argue, yes it is a slow movie, but perhaps if you give me a second to explain as to possible why you didn’t enjoy it, you might get some closure on this ‘conspiracy’.

With this movie, it is EXTREMELY slow – most people think, ah gay, crap, shit whatever you want to call it. When in a movie thearte medium you will have many teenagers, ect going to see a movie like this – however, it is unfortunate that this movie is not meant for thei feeble “gorefest I want death now” perception on horror. Yes its slow, but if you focus on the film, and dont sit there doubting it, you will actually begin to feel as if you are part of it, you’re the fly on the wall watching what unfolds. The problem is, teenagers are incapable of doing this so they laugh and talk ect, and that is when the movie turns into a pile of dogshit – everything in a horror movie relies on atmopshere. If you are alone, watching a movie and you’re scared, you are 100% of the atmosphere, creating a fully scared atmosphere. When you’re in a theatre filled with small minds incapable of anything that isn’t instantly scary and gory, mocking the film and laughing, you will not feel that same hype.

The reason this film is so slow is because they tried their hardest for it to be boring, yes, thats the point, so it feels like reality. So when you’re at the end and all the shit starts to happen, it feels like its real, its happening and christ. I’d be more scared of a levitating blanket a demon, were the blanket real and the demon not. The problem with this film is, at no point at all did the director state that you need to get into a state of mind before watching this film. Teenagers saw “most horrifying” and so expected to just walk in, look at the screen and be completely mindfucked by the horror.

Hope this cleared things up a little for you,

Regards,

Chris

P.S watch it again, alone. Try to feel part of it, watch what happens