Blogzarro » Words of Wisdom http://blogzarro.com The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro! Thu, 17 May 2012 22:13:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 More Life Tips and Advice for the Common Man http://blogzarro.com/2009/07/more-life-tips-and-advice/ http://blogzarro.com/2009/07/more-life-tips-and-advice/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:32:03 +0000 James A. http://blogzarro.com/?p=640
  • While on safari, never wear leopard print.
  • The absolute, surefire way of getting out of jury duty: Confess to whatever crime the defendant is accused of.
  • If a child asks you where babies come from, never draw a picture.
  • Here’s how you can save money on magazine subscriptions: Get AIDS…and then read all the magazines at the doctor’s office for free!
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