More Life Tips and Advice for the Common Man

Posted by James A. in Humor, Words of Wisdom on Jul 29th, 2009 | 1 comment

• While on safari, never wear leopard print.
• The absolute, surefire way of getting out of jury duty: Confess to whatever crime the defendant is accused of.
• If a child asks you where babies come from, never draw a picture.
• Here’s how you can save money on magazine subscriptions: Get AIDS…and then read all the magazines at the doctor’s office for free!