Words of Wisdom

More Life Tips and Advice for the Common Man

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
  • While on safari, never wear leopard print.
  • The absolute, surefire way of getting out of jury duty: Confess to whatever crime the defendant is accused of.
  • If a child asks you where babies come from, never draw a picture.
  • Here’s how you can save money on magazine subscriptions: Get AIDS…and then read all the magazines at the doctor’s office for free!

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