That people look at you funny when you’re thirty-something and reading a comic book on the subway, but if you’re any age and shouting out violent and sexually explicit rap lyrics, people don’t bat an eye.
Another drawback to being bald: every time I slip a T-shirt over my head it looks like I’m being born.
That I can save a lot of time cleaning if I get a dust-colored carpet.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts…. Or is it the sum of the parts are greater than the whole? I gotta look that up now.
Absolutely nothing. In fact, I think I forgot a bunch of really useful shit today.
