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	<description>The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It&#039;s a blog! It&#039;s bizarre! No...it&#039;s Blogzarro!</description>
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		<title>Quick Fact</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 03:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are more than 1500 people in the U.S. named Unique.]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[No dog is free. How I Learned This: After spending a nice chunk of change on carpeting for my new house, my puppy has been systematically ripping it apart and peeing on it. The new couch is his bed. The new flat-screen TV is in constant danger of being pulled off its stand by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Joke, Pope</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone's in trouble! Blogzarro has a fan at the Vatican.]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never call your wife crazy when she&#8217;s giving you oral sex.]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/08/what-i-learned-today-13/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the scariest moments in life: that split-second as you&#8217;re descending onto the toilet&#8230;you&#8217;re at the point of no return&#8230;and you realize the seat is up.]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
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		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That people look at you funny when you&#8217;re thirty-something and reading a comic book on the subway, but if you&#8217;re any age and shouting out violent and sexually explicit rap lyrics, people don&#8217;t bat an eye.]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/06/what-i-learned-today-11/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another drawback to being bald: every time I slip a T-shirt over my head it looks like I&#8217;m being born.]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[That I can save a lot of time cleaning if I get a dust-colored carpet.]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/03/what-i-learned-today-9/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[The whole is greater than the sum of the parts&#8230;. Or is it the sum of the parts are greater than the whole? I gotta look that up now.]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned Today</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/03/what-i-learned-today-8/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Absolutely nothing. In fact, I think I forgot a bunch of really useful shit today.]]></description>
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