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	<description>The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It&#039;s a blog! It&#039;s bizarre! No...it&#039;s Blogzarro!</description>
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		<title>Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Zombie</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/08/top-10-signs-you-might-be-a-zombie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Might you be a zombie? Only one way to find out...]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Rejected Transformers</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/07/top-10-rejected-transformers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 19:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not all Transformers are created equal. These are the ones that didn't make the cut.]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Ways George Lucas Hasn&#8217;t Sold Out Star Wars</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/top-10-ways-george-lucas-hasnt-sold-out-star-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 19:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Lucas has resold, repackaged, reimagined, merchandised, and licensed the hell out of Star Wars. But here are a few ways Georgie hasn't sold-out the Star Wars franchise...yet.]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Signs You&#8217;re the Father of Anna Nicole&#8217;s Baby</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/03/top-10-signs-youre-the-father-of-anna-nicoles-baby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. You once masturbated while on TrimSpa.

9. You can't account for all your sperm over the past 16 months.

8. Just like the baby, you spit up whenever you see Howard K. Stern.]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Things Overheard at the New York Comic Con</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/top-10-things-overheard-at-the-new-york-comic-con/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/top-10-things-overheard-at-the-new-york-comic-con/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 05:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. How's my bulge look in these tights?

9. No, Mr. West, I won't grease your batpole.

8. Is that an Ewok or has Gary Coleman grown a beard?]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Signs Your Superhero Movie Sucks</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/01/top-10-signs-youre-watching-a-bad-superhero-movie/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2007/01/top-10-signs-youre-watching-a-bad-superhero-movie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. The movie&#8217;s catchprase: &#8220;You&#8217;ll believe a man can spend 10 bucks on crap!&#8221; 9. Includes the line: &#8220;You can&#8217;t stop me &#8212; I have an IQ of 118!&#8221; 8. The hero&#8217;s superpower: ability not to make eye contact with a stranger in an elevator. 7. Plot holes glossed over by the heroine&#8217;s numerous boob [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Surprises in Superman Returns</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2006/06/top-10-surprises-in-superman-returns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. Superman allowed to fly only after passing through TSA metal detectors. 9. Fortress of Solitude melts away due to global warming. 8. Superman returns to earth only because he can&#8217;t remember whether he turned off his oven. 7. Guest appearance by drunken Adam West &#8212; who continually shouts: &#8220;Yeah, but where&#8217;s his boy wonder?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Gay Superhero</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2006/04/top-10-signs-you-might-be-a-gay-superhero%e2%80%a6/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2006/04/top-10-signs-you-might-be-a-gay-superhero%e2%80%a6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. You attained your super powers after receiving a hickey from a radioactive Ricky Martin. 9. Your secret lair was decorated by Carson Kressly. 8. You met your sidekick at a NAMBLA meeting. 7. Your super powers are having an awesome tan and the ability to skip an eight of a mile. 6. You once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Things I&#8217;d Do If I Were Superman</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2006/03/top-10-things-i%e2%80%99d-do-if-i-were-superman%e2%80%a6/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2006/03/top-10-things-i%e2%80%99d-do-if-i-were-superman%e2%80%a6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. Challenge Jesus to a cage match. Winner rules the earth. 9. Break Batman&#8217;s neck &#8212; come on, he&#8217;s not a superhero! 8. Freebase Kryptonite &#8212; that shit&#8217;ll fuck you up! 7. Dump Clark Kent get-up. I&#8217;m Superman 24/7 now, bitches. 6. X-ray vision. Girl&#8217;s locker room at the local high school. &#8216;Nuff said. 5. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Signs You&#8217;re a Sci-Fi Geek</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2006/03/top-10-signs-you-live-in-your-parent%e2%80%99s-basement%e2%80%a6/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2006/03/top-10-signs-you-live-in-your-parent%e2%80%99s-basement%e2%80%a6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 05:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. You refer to lovemaking as the &#8220;Quickening.&#8221; 9. You recited your wedding vows in the Wookiee language. 8. You&#8217;re currently wearing Aquaman Underoos. 7. Your eyesight is fine, but you wear glasses in order to hide your secret identity. 6. You wrote your will as a choose-your-own adventure. 5. Your only career ambition is [...]]]></description>
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