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		<title>The Paranormal Activity Conspiracy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am convinced there is a conspiracy involving the &#8220;Paranormal Activity&#8221; hype. I heard all the raves and the hyperbolic statements, like &#8221; &#8216;Paranormal Activity&#8217; is the most terrifying movie you&#8217;ll ever see,&#8221; or some crazy thing along those lines. So Saturday I went to see the movie, which was reportedly made for $15,000. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Panic at the Toilet</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/panic-at-the-toilet-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I use the bathroom at work I panic. No, I don’t worry that I won’t make it to the toilet, or that I’m going to catch someone “peeking,” or that I’m going to slip and my mouth is going to fall on some guy’s dong. I worry that I’m going to be a victim [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Every Day Like It&#8217;s Your Last? Yeah, Right!</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/09/live-every-day-like-its-last-yeah-right/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What would I do if I had only one day left to live?]]></description>
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		<title>Parking Rant</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2007/08/parking-rant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to talk about parking.]]></description>
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