The Most Awesome Thing I’ve Ever Seen!

A freakin Lion is riding a horse!

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A Blogzarro Caption: Move Over, Dick

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Geek Honey of the Month: Ana Aesthetic

Any girl who enjoys writhing around on top of comics is okay in my book. I might even let her crease my copy of Superboy #68 to witness that. Ana describes herself as an “old school goth turned rockabilly girl who listens to gangsta rap.” She’s also a “career geek” who likes to dress up in superhero costumes and in a bunch of other sexy get-ups, too. She co-hosted the Orlando, Florida-based radio show Radio Sci Fi and currently co-hosts the geek-oriented podcast Just Push Play. But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of July…

Ana Aesthetic

Location: Orlando, Florida

Age: How rude!

Height: 5-foot-6

Measurements: If you wanna buy me lingerie, just email me at ana@anaaesthetic.com

Interests: Sewing, horseback riding, comic books, anime, violin, ball-joint dolls, ARPANET, car crashes and armed robberies and the inverse relationship between population growth and social program availability.

Favorite Costumes: There was this kid at Florida SuperCon with a cardboard box Megatron that actually didn’t suck. Personally, Superheroes (and villains!) are my favorite, but anything froofy and Rococo will go a long way with me as well.

Favorite Movies: Gone With the Wind, Pirates of the Caribbean, Where the Buffalo Roam, Dangerous Liaisons, The Spy Who Came in From the Cold, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Mothra vs. Godzilla

Favorite Books & Comics: Jane Eyre, DragonLance novels, The Rum Diary, X-Men, Catwoman, Gloom Cookie, JSA, Queen & Country

Favorite Video Games: City of Heroes, Counter Strike, Spider Solitaire, Final Fantasy (and I’m not afraid to admit it)

Heroes: Jack Bauer, Dwight K. Schrute, Hiro Nakamura, ObamaGirl, Anderson Cooper

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Wonder Woman and the Phallic Menace

Do you think those old-timey comic book artists were trying to suggest something in all those Wonder Woman covers? Superman had Lex Luthor. Batman had the Joker. And Wonder Woman, well, her biggest nemesis was the Phallic Symbol. In the early days, the biggest threat to the Amazon (who made her debut in 1941) was an attack by a penis-shaped object. And somehow, month after month, she found herself straddling a rocket, bomb, or skyscraper. And why wouldn’t she? She was only a woman, after all, and rockets look so much like — well — you know. But the phallic fun didn’t end with rockets or torpedoes. The Wonder Woman artists could turn anything into a stand-in for the male genitalia — as when the Amazon princess is the meat in a skyscraper sandwich or when, only a few issues before, she mounts another skyscraper and seems to be rubbing its tip. They even made a damn shark look phallic! Either these guys were having a little perverted fun or they were subconsciously using Wonder Woman to work out their bomb-related sex fantasies. Either way, it made for some awesome comic book covers.

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Transformers Production Photos

Blogzarro has done it again! We got the final photos for the “Transformers” movie, crash-landing in theaters on July 4, 2007. The movie, directed by Michael Bay, stars Shia LeBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight, Bernie Mac, and the voice of Hugo Weaving (Megatron).

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All photos courtesy of Paramount Pictures / DreamWorks

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Stardust Production Photos

Blogzarro got its hands on new production photos from “Stardust,” the feature film based on the Neil Gaiman book. The movie, about a young man who searches for a fallen star to bring back to his love, stars Charlie Cox (Tristran), Claire Danes (Yvaine), Robert De Niro (Captain Shakespeare), Michelle Pfeiffer (Lamia), and Jason Flemyng (Primus). It hits theaters August 10.

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All photos courtesy of Paramount Pictures.

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Spider-Man 3 Production Photos

Blogzarro got its hands on production photos of “Spider-Man 3,” which hits theaters and IMAX on May 4, 2007. The sequel stars Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Topher Grace, Thomas Haden Church, Bryce Dallas Howard, and James Franco. Enjoy!

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All photos courtesy of Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc.

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