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A freakin Lion is riding a horse!

A freakin Lion is riding a horse!

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A Blogzarro Caption: Move Over, Dick

A Blogzarro Caption: Move Over, Dick

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Geek Honey of the Month: Ana Aesthetic

Any girl who enjoys writhing around on top of comics is okay in my book. I might even let her crease my copy of Superboy #68 to witness that. Ana describes herself as an “old school goth turned rockabilly girl who listens to gangsta rap.” She’s also a “career geek” who likes to dress up in superhero costumes and in a bunch of other sexy get-ups, too. She co-hosted the Orlando, Florida-based radio show Radio Sci Fi and currently co-hosts the geek-oriented podcast Just Push Play. But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of July…

Geek Honey of the Month: Ana AestheticAna Aesthetic

Location: Orlando, Florida

Age: How rude!

Height: 5-foot-6

Measurements: If you wanna buy me lingerie, just email me at ana@anaaesthetic.com

Interests: Sewing, horseback riding, comic books, anime, violin, ball-joint dolls, ARPANET, car crashes and armed robberies and the inverse relationship between population growth and social program availability.

Favorite Costumes: There was this kid at Florida SuperCon with a cardboard box Megatron that actually didn’t suck. Personally, Superheroes (and villains!) are my favorite, but anything froofy and Rococo will go a long way with me as well.

Favorite Movies: Gone With the Wind, Pirates of the Caribbean, Where the Buffalo Roam, Dangerous Liaisons, The Spy Who Came in From the Cold, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Mothra vs. Godzilla

Favorite Books & Comics: Jane Eyre, DragonLance novels, The Rum Diary, X-Men, Catwoman, Gloom Cookie, JSA, Queen & Country

Favorite Video Games: City of Heroes, Counter Strike, Spider Solitaire, Final Fantasy (and I’m not afraid to admit it)

Heroes: Jack Bauer, Dwight K. Schrute, Hiro Nakamura, ObamaGirl, Anderson Cooper

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Wonder Woman and the Phallic Menace

Ya think someone was trying to suggest something with those old-timey Wonder Woman covers?

While Superman battled Lex Luthor and Batman went toe to toe with The Joker, Wonder Woman faced the dreaded Phallic Symbol. In the early days of the comic, penis-shaped objects were always out to get the Amazon (who made her debut in 1941), and month after month she’d found herself straddling a rocket, bomb, or skyscraper. Why wouldn’t she? She was only a woman, after all, and rockets look so much like — well — you know. But the phallic fun didn’t end with rockets or torpedoes. The Wonder Woman artists could turn anything into a stand-in for the male genitalia — as when the Amazon princess is the meat in a skyscraper sandwich or when, only a few issues earlier, she mounts another skyscraper and seems to be rubbing its tip. They even made a damn shark look phallic! Either these guys were having a little perverted fun or they were subconsciously using Wonder Woman to work out their bomb-related sex fantasies. Regardless, it made for some awesome comic book covers.

The most penis-looking rocket. Ever. Forget that invisible plane. Riding a rocket is so much more fun. Going down?
Hmmm...that torpedo looks awfully like a... Gentle with the tip of that rocket, Wonder Woman! Wonder Woman didn't realize it had a vibrate and destroy function
That's the last time I visit the Empire State Building when it's drunk How else did you think skyscraper's got so tall? The good thing about having a shark for a lover is that they never stop moving

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Transformers Production Photos

Blogzarro has done it again! We got the final photos for the “Transformers” movie, crash-landing in theaters on July 4, 2007. The movie, directed by Michael Bay, stars Shia LeBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight, Bernie Mac, and the voice of Hugo Weaving (Megatron).

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Megatron onesheet Optimus Prime onesheet Josh Duhamel in Transformers
Bumblebee in Transformers Ratchet in Transformers Megan Fox and Shia LeBeouf in Transformers
Bonecrusher and Optimus Prime duke it out in Transformers

All photos courtesy of Paramount Pictures / DreamWorks

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