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	<description>The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It&#039;s a blog! It&#039;s bizarre! No...it&#039;s Blogzarro!</description>
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		<title>Sorry to See Conan Go (Though I Never Watched the &#8220;Tonight Show&#8221;)</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/01/sorry-to-see-conan-go-though-i-never-watched-the-tonight-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 06:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before tonight I had never seen one minute of the &#8220;Tonight Show&#8221; with Conan O&#8217;Brien. I tuned in for the first time last night, to catch the last 15 minutes of his final show. And as I watched Conan choke up during his classy farewell speech, I felt like a diehard fan after his team [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck Twitter</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/fuck-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally conformed and joined the Twitter craze &#8212; and what happens in just a matter of days? All my inane tweets have been deleted! There has been no explanation. No trail of evidence. Did I piss someone off over in Twitterville? Or does Twitter have occassional glitches that wipe out everything you&#8217;ve written? Fuck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maverick Mania</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/10/maverick-mania/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John McCain has been calling himself a maverick. So, I decided to look up the word in the dictionary. Turns out, maverick means &#8220;a crotchety douche-nozzle who thinks calling himself a noncomformist enough times makes him a noncomformist.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Putting the Con Back in Convention</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/09/putting-the-con-back-in-convention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Political observations on the Republican National Convention. Yeah, I said politics!]]></description>
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		<title>Veep-ilicious!</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/08/veep-to-be/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2008/08/veep-to-be/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you know, John McCain chose his running mate -- one-time Miss Alaska runner-up Sarah Palin. I have one thing to say about...]]></description>
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		<title>No Joke, Pope</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/08/no-joke-pope/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2008/08/no-joke-pope/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What I Learned Today]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Someone's in trouble! Blogzarro has a fan at the Vatican.]]></description>
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		<title>Back in Business!</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/08/back-in-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The site is back and fully operational. I&#8217;m still on the hunt for the birds who pooped on my brand-new car, and that could take some time away from blogging. Other than that, the posts should be pouring in from here on. See ya soon!]]></description>
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		<title>What the Hell Have I Been Up To?</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/06/what-the-hell-have-i-been-up-to/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2008/06/what-the-hell-have-i-been-up-to/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some time has passed between posts this year, prompting this question from loyal Blogzarro readers: “What the hell have I been doing?” I wish I had a simple answer. So, to explain myself, here’s an easy-to-read list…]]></description>
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		<title>But He Loves You, George</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/06/but-he-loves-you-george/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2008/06/but-he-loves-you-george/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now George Carlin (who died Sunday) will find out if God really loves him &#8212; or, for that matter, if He even exists. Let&#8217;s keep our fingers crossed for both. 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Blogzarro Ball 2008!</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/03/blogzarro-ball-08/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2008/03/blogzarro-ball-08/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[JOIN BLOGZARRO'S FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE NOW!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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