Today’s Jokes

Posted by James A. in Humor, Jokes, One-Liners, Observations on Sep 8th, 2008 | 0 comments

V-P candidate Joe Biden the other day said that life begins at conception. To which Bill Clinton added: “Copulation begins with — ‘Hi, I used to be the president.’”

There’s another historic element to Sarah Palin’s run for the vice presidency that no one’s talking about. All of our V-P’s have been motherfuckers. But she’d be the first real mother.

Are you keeping up with all the hurricanes this season? There was Hanna, Gustav, and Ike. Sounds like a Swedish gangbang of weather.

Today’s Observation

Posted by James A. in Humor, Jokes, One-Liners, Observations on Aug 25th, 2008 | 3 comments

When you sneeze on the train, no one ever says, “God bless you.”

Flying

Posted by James A. in Humor, Jokes, One-Liners, Observations on Jul 9th, 2008 | 1 comment

• Whenever I fly, I always buy a one-way ticket. I’m not very optimistic.
• Here’s a game everyone likes to play while onboard a plane: Guess the Terrorist. It’s a bittersweet game. If you lose, you live. If you win…
• Another thing I like to do when flying: Stand in the aisle and jump. If the plane is going fast enough, I can get to the bathroom in one leap. Try it.
• Why I love flying: It’s the only time when you can eat in New York and then crap it out in Los Angeles.
• What does an ant think when he looks out an airplane window?

Joke #4

Posted by James A. in Humor, Jokes, One-Liners, Observations on Feb 25th, 2008 | 3 comments

Did you hear about the B-2 stealth bomber that crashed in Guam the other day? I guess they didn’t see that coming. [Insert laughter here]

Blogzarro Question #14

Posted by James A. in Humor, Jokes, One-Liners, Observations on Jan 15th, 2008 | 5 comments

So the Denzel Washington movie “The Great Debaters” flopped at the box office. Don’t you think it would have done better if it was called “The Master Debaters”?