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	<description>The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It&#039;s a blog! It&#039;s bizarre! No...it&#039;s Blogzarro!</description>
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		<title>From the Twitter Files</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2011/02/from-the-twitter-files/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Decided to live every day like I&#8217;m dying. Today&#8217;s first activity: cough up blood.]]></description>
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		<title>Quick Fact</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2011/01/quick-fact/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 03:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are more than 1500 people in the U.S. named Unique.]]></description>
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		<title>Gay Food</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/09/gay-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s ice cream has turned gay. And homosexuality never tasted so delicious. Well, not since that Snap, Crackle and Pop gangbang. But gay food isn&#8217;t anything new. I long suspected Boston Kreme donuts of being queer &#8212; every time I eat one I get creamy jizz all over my face, and my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Cares About Headlines?</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/05/887/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 18:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to do something about my apathy, but then I realized I didn&#8217;t give fuck.]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Jokes</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/02/todays-jokes-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s Friday the 13th, a very unlucky day. Kinda like the day that guy went hunting with Dick Cheney. Chris Brown has finally surfaced. He was spotted in a boxing gym training for his next girlfriend. It was a gusty day in New York. So gusty that one of Donald Trump’s hairs actually moved. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dude, Face It. You&#8217;re Gay</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/02/dude-face-it-youre-gay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you heard this ridiculous news out of the country music world? In an interview with Playboy, Kenny Chesney says he&#8217;s not gay because he&#8217;s had sex with more than 100 women. Hmmm. Sounds like this guy&#8217;s trying hard to prove something. But what the country singer fails to mention is that the women in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is How We Get Out of the Great Depression II</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/02/this-is-how-we-get-out-of-depression-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You really want to stimulate the economy? Auction off Bernie Madoff one ounce at a time.]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Brown missed the Grammys Sunday night after allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna. But it’s been announced that he’ll receive a special honor at next year’s ceremony &#8212; The Ike Turner Award for Career Suicide. Porn Star Stormy Daniels is thinking about running for the U.S. Senate seat in Louisiana now held by Republican David [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s been reported that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003. In his defense, A-Rod says the steroids only affected his ego. Nadya Suleman, the mom of octuplets as well as six other children, now says she never meant to have so many kids. It turns out she’s just really bad with math. Christian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Observation: Update</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2008/12/todays-observation-update/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2008/12/todays-observation-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Updating a previous Observation. Today a woman actually said, &#8220;God bless you,&#8221; when I sneezed on the train. I was floored. So floored that I karate chopped the woman in the throat. And that, boys and girls, is why people don&#8217;t say &#8220;God bless you&#8221; on the train.]]></description>
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