Blogzarro » Jokes, One-Liners, Observations http://blogzarro.com The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro! Thu, 17 May 2012 22:13:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 From the Twitter Files http://blogzarro.com/2012/02/from-the-twitter-files/ http://blogzarro.com/2012/02/from-the-twitter-files/#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:28:23 +0000 James A. http://blogzarro.com/?p=1144

Decided to live every day like I’m dying. Today’s first order of business: cough up blood.

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There are more than 1500 people in the U.S. named Unique.

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So Ben & Jerry’s ice cream has turned gay. And homosexuality never tasted so delicious. Well, not since that Snap, Crackle and Pop gangbang.

But gay food isn’t anything new. I long suspected Boston Kreme donuts of being queer — every time I eat one I get creamy jizz all over my face, and my attempts to marry one have been blocked by the state legislator.

Other (possibly) gay foods:
Fudge
NutRageous candy bars
Bananas
Kumquats
Swedish Meatballs
Cream Puffs
Semen

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I was going to do something about my apathy, but then I realized I didn’t give fuck.

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So it’s Friday the 13th, a very unlucky day. Kinda like the day that guy went hunting with Dick Cheney.

Chris Brown has finally surfaced. He was spotted in a boxing gym training for his next girlfriend.

It was a gusty day in New York. So gusty that one of Donald Trump’s hairs actually moved.

Baseball commissioner Bud Selig says he might punish Alex Rodriguez for using steroids. But can you really punish a guy who’s already schtupping Madonna?

President Obama attended a ceremony the other night at Ford’s Theatre, where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. I’m not saying Obama was paranoid. But he did spend much of his time there ducking and running in a zig-zag pattern.

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