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	<description>The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It&#039;s a blog! It&#039;s bizarre! No...it&#039;s Blogzarro!</description>
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		<title>From the Twitter Files</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2011/02/from-the-twitter-files/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2011/02/from-the-twitter-files/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jokes, One-Liners, Observations]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Decided to live every day like I&#8217;m dying. Today&#8217;s first activity: cough up blood.]]></description>
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		<title>Quick Fact</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2011/01/quick-fact/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2011/01/quick-fact/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 03:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[What I Learned Today]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are more than 1500 people in the U.S. named Unique.]]></description>
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		<title>The Name Game</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/12/the-name-game/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/12/the-name-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Came up with a great gay porn name: John CuteSack.]]></description>
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		<title>Blogzarro Question #22</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/11/blogzarro-question-22-zombies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogzarro Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why do zombies eat people? They&#8217;re dead. They don&#8217;t need food to survive. They don&#8217;t have tastebuds. Therefore, they don&#8217;t need it and they can&#8217;t enjoy it. But, god, do they love it! There has to be one vegetarian zombie out there, right? BONUS QUESTION: If zombies eat, do they poop?]]></description>
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		<title>Am I Crazy Or…</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2010/05/am-i-crazy-or%e2%80%a6/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2010/05/am-i-crazy-or%e2%80%a6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 20:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it getting a little crazy with all the trashy reality shows set in New Jersey (&#8220;Jersey Shore,&#8221; &#8220;Housewives of New Jersey,&#8221; &#8220;Jerseylicious,&#8221; &#8220;Jersey Couture&#8221;)?]]></description>
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		<title>Gay Food</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/09/gay-food/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/09/gay-food/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jokes, One-Liners, Observations]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s ice cream has turned gay. And homosexuality never tasted so delicious. Well, not since that Snap, Crackle and Pop gangbang. But gay food isn&#8217;t anything new. I long suspected Boston Kreme donuts of being queer &#8212; every time I eat one I get creamy jizz all over my face, and my [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Panic at the Toilet</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/panic-at-the-toilet-3/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/08/panic-at-the-toilet-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I use the bathroom at work I panic. No, I don’t worry that I won’t make it to the toilet, or that I’m going to catch someone “peeking,” or that I’m going to slip and my mouth is going to fall on some guy’s dong. I worry that I’m going to be a victim [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>More Life Tips and Advice for the Common Man</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/07/more-life-tips-and-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Words of Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While on safari, never wear leopard print. The absolute, surefire way of getting out of jury duty: Confess to whatever crime the defendant is accused of. If a child asks you where babies come from, never draw a picture. Here&#8217;s how you can save money on magazine subscriptions: Get AIDS&#8230;and then read all the magazines [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Who Cares About Headlines?</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/05/887/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/05/887/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 18:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to do something about my apathy, but then I realized I didn&#8217;t give fuck.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Jokes</title>
		<link>http://blogzarro.com/2009/02/todays-jokes-4/</link>
		<comments>http://blogzarro.com/2009/02/todays-jokes-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s Friday the 13th, a very unlucky day. Kinda like the day that guy went hunting with Dick Cheney. Chris Brown has finally surfaced. He was spotted in a boxing gym training for his next girlfriend. It was a gusty day in New York. So gusty that one of Donald Trump’s hairs actually moved. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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