Geek Honeys

Geek Honey of the Month: Ana Aesthetic

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

Any girl who enjoys writhing around on top of comics is okay in my book. I might even let her crease my copy of Superboy #68 to witness that. Ana describes herself as an “old school goth turned rockabilly girl who listens to gangsta rap.” She’s also a “career geek” who likes to dress up in superhero costumes and in a bunch of other sexy get-ups, too. She co-hosted the Orlando, Florida-based radio show Radio Sci Fi and currently co-hosts the geek-oriented podcast Just Push Play. But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of July…

Geek Honey of the Month: Ana AestheticAna Aesthetic

Location: Orlando, Florida

Age: How rude!

Height: 5-foot-6

Measurements: If you wanna buy me lingerie, just email me at ana@anaaesthetic.com

Interests: Sewing, horseback riding, comic books, anime, violin, ball-joint dolls, ARPANET, car crashes and armed robberies and the inverse relationship between population growth and social program availability.

Favorite Costumes: There was this kid at Florida SuperCon with a cardboard box Megatron that actually didn’t suck. Personally, Superheroes (and villains!) are my favorite, but anything froofy and Rococo will go a long way with me as well.

Favorite Movies: Gone With the Wind, Pirates of the Caribbean, Where the Buffalo Roam, Dangerous Liaisons, The Spy Who Came in From the Cold, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Mothra vs. Godzilla

Favorite Books & Comics: Jane Eyre, DragonLance novels, The Rum Diary, X-Men, Catwoman, Gloom Cookie, JSA, Queen & Country

Favorite Video Games: City of Heroes, Counter Strike, Spider Solitaire, Final Fantasy (and I’m not afraid to admit it)

Heroes: Jack Bauer, Dwight K. Schrute, Hiro Nakamura, ObamaGirl, Anderson Cooper

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Geek Honey of the Month: Ruby Rocket Strikes Again!

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Geek Honey of the Month: Ruby Rocket

Geek Goddess Ruby Rocket has been setting fanboys’ hearts aflutter online since late last year when she was featured on a website I used to co-publish, the GeekZine. Response to her pictures was enormous, but things only got crazier after that. Through the Zine (with an assist from digg.com), she came to the attention of Maxim magazine, which featured her on their photo blog. She says the offers have been pouring in and now there are even plans for a Ruby Rocket comic book (read the Q&A for more on that). Ruby says she’s just an ordinary geek who likes to dress up like superheroes and play video games. Just check out the pictures and you’ll see there’s nothing ordinary about her. But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of June…

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Geek Honey of the Month: Captain Schoolgirl

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Geek Honey of the Month: Captain Schoolgirl

She’s a superhero and a schoolgirl (and she’s legal). It doesn’t get any better than that, people. Captain Schoolgirl attends Our Lady of Perpetual Bliss, where she protects the innocent and fights bullies, oversexed priests and nuns, and a psycho cheerleader named the Squealer. Sounds like my old high school, except for the sexy captain part. Captain Schoolgirl is also a double threat in the world of entertainment, as the knee-high-sock-wearing hero stars in live-action movies and a comic (check out a clip of “The Adventures of Captain Schoolgirl” here). She says she likes milkshakes, patrolling school dances, comics, puppies, and fellow bookworms. But it was her love of “Cabin Boy” that clinched it for me. But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of May…

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Geek Honey of the Month: Rosario Dawson

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Geek Honey of the Month: Rosario Dawson

She’s super hot. She reads comic books. (Hell, she writes comics books!) She stars in “Sin City” — as a leather-clad prostitute, no less. She also appears in Quentin Tarantino’s “Grind House” flick “Death Proof”… What more do you want in a Geek Honey? But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of April…

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Geek Honey of the Month: Becky Young

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

There’s nothing hotter than a girl in an Emma Frost costume — one reason being that there’s no hotter comic book character than Emma Frost. But there’s much more to Becky Young than looking hot. She’s an ambitious, talented video game nut with plenty of projects to keep her busy. But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of March…

Geek Honey of the Month: Becky Young

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Geek Honey of the Month: Nerdpr0n’s Anna

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

I recently got to interview the lovely Anna, whose website nerdpr0n.com creates porn for the geeks of the world (thank you, Anna). She says she’d like “to change the world via porn.” Now, that’s a world I want to live in. But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of February…

It's not the size of the dice that matters. But it helps.

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