DVDs
Friday, July 20th, 2007
ZODIAC
Release Date: July 24
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Chloe Sevigny
Director: David Fincher
Length: 158 minutes
I the late ’60s a serial killer dubbed the Zodiac terrorized Northern California. Much like the Son of Sam a decade later, he sent taunting letters and cryptic messages to the press. He was never caught. The films stars Jake Gyllenhaal as Robert Graysmith, who was a cartoonist for the San Francisco Chronicle at the time and who later wrote the true-crime book “Zodiac,” which is the basis for the movie.
“Zodiac” is highlighted by fine performances, especially from Robert Downey Jr. as Paul Avery, the alcoholic reporter for the Chronicle. But the movie suffers from a lack of focus. For about the first two hours, the film follows the investigation of the Zodiac murders. The purported lead character, Graysmith, merely “looms” around the action and has nothing of significance to do. The killings stop and the investigation goes nowhere. Enter Graysmith and the second part of this unintentional double feature. Graysmith, obsessed with the case, begins his own investigation, which leads him to write his true crime book. I found myself uninterested after the first investigation and couldn’t wait for the second one to end.
DVD NEWS
Cujo is back! The “Cujo: 25th Anniversary Edition” DVD, available September 25, is packed with new bonus features including a three-part making-of featurette, interviews with cast and crew, and audio commentary from director
Lewis Teague. The set also features all-new O-card collectible packaging. The 1982 movie, based on the
Stephen King book, stars
Dee Wallace,
Danny Pintauro, and one scary St. Bernard. Available in wide screen.
ALREADY AVAILABLE…
URCHIN From first-time director John Harlacher, “Urchin” is an urban fantasy that follows the quest of a homeless boy from the underground world of Scum City. | $17.99
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (Season 2) This six-disc set collects all the second season episodes of the Linda Hamilton - Ron Perlman fantasy series. | $32.99
THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 More gratuitous violence from those cannibal mutants in the desert. | $18.99
GUNSMOKE (Season 1) The classic and long-running TV Western “Gunsmoke” hits DVD in this six-disc, 39-episode set from Paramount Home Video. | $26.99
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Thursday, June 28th, 2007
DEAD SILENCE
Release Date: June 26
Starring: Ryan Kwaten, Donnie Wahlberg
Director: James Wan
Length: 91 minutes
Plot holes sink what could have been a classic ghost tale. After his wife is murdered, Jamie Ashen (Ryan Kwaten) returns to his spooky and fog-drenched hometown, where he uncovers the mystery of Mary Shaw, a dead ventriloquist who sought to create the perfect doll. Donnie Wahlberg co-stars as the incredulous cop who suspects Jamie of murdering his wife, and who, for some reason, constantly shaves his face with an electric razor. Kwaten is uninteresting but Wahlberg and his electic razor add some personality. There are plenty of creepy moments, most of which come via doll heads slowly turning or the face of Mary Shaw in the shadows. But there are plenty of cliches and lazy storytelling, too. The pulse-pounding ending almost makes up for the rest of the film. I expected more, though, from the writing and directing team (Leigh Whannell and James Wan) of “Saw.” If you don’t ask too many nagging questions, you’ll get sufficiently creeped out and probably leave the lights on for the next few nights.
DVD GOODIES
Included are an alternate beginning and an alternate ending, which, after you watch it, will make you understand why they didn’t use it; deleted scenes; and a making-of featurette.
ALSO OUT THIS WEEK…
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN This two-disc set contains all the episodes from the first Superman animated TV series. Circa 1966. JUNE 26 | $19.99
BLACK SNAKE MOAN Samuel L. Jackson chains Christina Ricci to a radiator in this tale of the blues and redemption. Read Blogzarro’s review here. JUNE 26 | $17.99
SHOOTER Donnie’s little brother Mark Wahlberg stars as a marksman framed for the assassination of the president. JUNE 26 | $17.99
STANDING STILL The tale of a young couple the night before their wedding. Starring Amy Adams and Adam Garcia. JUNE 26 | $17.99
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Tuesday, June 19th, 2007
BLACK SNAKE MOAN
Release Date: June 26
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake
Director: Craig Brewer
Length: 115 minutes
Under the surface of “Black Snake Moan”’s exploitative scenario — a bitter bluesman imprisoning a scantily clad woman by chaining her to a radiator — there’s a smart movie. Though, it seems writer/director Craig Brewer (”Hustle and Flow”) wasn’t sure whether to make his film an all-out ode to the trashy movies of the ’70s or a serious drama about redemption. Jackson stars as Lazarus, a former bluesman and current farmer who finds the town hussy, Rae (Christina Ricci), beaten and left unconscious on the road near his home. Tormented by his wife’s recent betrayal, he decides to nurse Rae back to health and exorcise her sexual demons. Ricci spends most of the film crawling and strutting around in her panties. Jackson is his usual mofo-swearing self. But the cast members turn in strong performances, saving “Black Snake Moan” from being a completely ridiculous movie. Despite its flaws, it’s an interesting and unique movie, full of sex and the blues, and if you ever wanted to see Christina Ricci in panties and chains this is the perfect opportunity.
DVD GOODIES
Commentary by writer/director Craig Brewer; deleted scenes; and the featurettes “Conflicted: The Making of Black Snake Moan,” “Rooted in the Blues,” and “The Black Snake Moan,” a look at the title blues song.
OUT THIS WEEK…
THE MANHATTAN PROJECT (Special Edition) “The Manhattan Project” is the story of an overachieving high school student (Christopher Collet) who decides to show just how dangerously easy it is to construct a nuclear device. The bright teenager has high hopes of winning first prize at the science fair. Using his mother’s relationship with a government official (John Lithgow) to sneak into a secret facility and steal plutonium, he winds up creating a fully functional A-Bomb. When the government finds out about the device, they put in motion a series of events that threatens the nuclear annihilation of everyone within a 10-mile radius. This thrilling drama, first released in 1986, is packed with special features — including filmmaker audio commentary, “How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb: The Making of The Manhattan Project” featurette, “Home Made Apocalypse” featurette, interviews with scientists at Jet Propulsion Laboratories and an ’80s trivia subtitle track. JUNE 19 | $14.99
RENO 911: MIAMI The wacky TV cops from Comedy Central’s “Reno 911″ hit the big screen, where they must save the day after a terrorist attack disrupts a national police convention in Miami Beach during spring break. JUNE 19 | $16.99
THE BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA Two fifth-graders become friends and create the fantasy world Terabithia. Starring AnnaSophia Robb, Josh Hutcherson, and Zooey Deschanel. Based on the book by Katherine Paterson. JUNE 19 | $15.99
THE ABANDONED An American woman returns to her birthplace in Russia, seeking answers to her mysterious past and finds plenty of ghosts. Read Blogzarro’s review here. JUNE 19 | $26.09
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Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
THE ABANDONED
Release Date: June 19
Starring: Anastasia Hille, Karel Roden
Director: Nacho Cerdà
Length: 94 minutes
Price: $26.09
You need to stick with “The Abandoned.” It’s a slow-moving horror-thriller that builds tension and chills as it moves along. Part of After Dark’s “8 Films to Die For” festival, “The Abandoned” is about an American woman who returns to her birthplace in Russia, seeking answers to her mysterious past. While there, she meets a man who claims to be her twin brother and together they encounter ghosts and the horrible events that led to their home being abandonded and uninhabited for the last 40 years. The movie works more on a psychological level and doesn’t focus much on the blood and gore as most horror movies do today, which is refreshing. It delivers the creeps the good ol’ fashioned way.
DVD GOODIES
Includes the featurette “The Making of The Abandoned.”
CHICAGO MASSACRE: RICHARD SPECK
Not long into the movie, you realize the filmmakers squandered a golden opportunity. I got a thrill when I noticed that the cops investigating Richard Speck’s murders were played by Andrew “Wishmaster” Divoff and Tony “Candyman” Todd. So, I’m thinking, The movie I want to see is “Wishmaster Vs. Candyman.” Okay, I got that off my chest… “Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck” is the tale of a drifter (Corin Nemic) responsible for one of the worst mass murders in history. Speck beat, raped, stabbed, and shot a group of student nurses in one night of brutality in 1966. Nemic (”Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”) does an admirable job playing the psycho Speck and it’s always cool to listen to Divoff talk. But I’d only recommend the movie to fans of such low-budget serial killer flicks as “Ed Gein” or “Dahmer.” DVD special features include audio commentary with director Michael Feifer and Corin Nemic as well as a stills gallery. Currently available | $19.99
OUT THIS WEEK…
GHOST RIDER Nicloas Cage stars as Johnny Blaze, a stunt cylist who makes a pack to save a loved one and ends up as the Ghost Rider. Also starring Eva Mendes, Sam Elliott, Donal Logue. JUNE 12 | $22.99
HELLBOY: BLOOD AND IRON Hellboy, Liz Sherman, and Abe Sapien battle demons in the second animated movie based on Mike Mignola’s comic. Featuring the voices of Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, John Hurt. JUNE 12 | $14.99
BREACH The story of FBI agent Eric O’Neill (Ryan Phillippe), whose first assignment is to spy on his boss, Robert Hanssen (Chris Cooper). Based on a true story. JUNE 12 | $16.99
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Thursday, June 7th, 2007
HIGHLANDER - THE SEARCH FOR VENGEANCE
Release Date: June 5
Starring: Alistair Abell
Director: Yoshiaki Kawajiri
Length: 85 minutes
There can be only one, huh? The makers of Highlander never took that line seriously as they’ve churned out four movies, two TV series, numerous novels, comic books, and a 1994 animated series. Now, the Highlander franchise heads into the world of anime with mixed results.
Legendary anime director Yoshiaki Kawajiri (”Ninja Scroll,” “Neo-Tokyo”) re-imagines the Highlander legend in the direct-to-DVD movie “Highlander - The Search for Vengeance.” The story follows Colin (not Connor) MacLeod of the clan MacLeod from the 2nd century, where he fights the Immortal Roman bad guy Marcus to the late 22nd century, where he fights Marcus, the Immortal leader of post-apocalyptic New York City. For 2,000 years the Highlander has been fruitlessly seeking revenge on Marcus for killing his wife, but once he hooks up with Dahlia, a woman very reminiscent of his dead wife, it looks like he might have a chance.
There are plenty of superficial similarities to the original “Highlander” movie. Like the original, the movie interweaves the Highlander’s past with his present. There’s a spirit who guides MacLeod, reminiscent of the character Ramirez, played by Sean Connery in the first film. But “The Search for Vengeance” (written by David Abramowitz) doesn’t add anything new to the Highlander mythos. In fact, there’s a bunch of stuff missing. The line “There can be only one” is often repeated, but its significance is never explained. In the original the Immortals fight each other for a “prize.” The last Immortal with his head still intact wins. Yet there’s no competition or prize in this story. So why can there be only one? Other key Highlander concepts aren’t explained either, like the Immortals, the Quickening, or the beheadings. It should leave non-Highlander fans scratching their heads. Also, there’s no music by Queen, which is a disappointment when I watch any movie, but particularly Highlander flicks.
It’s not all bad, though. There are some amazing (and violent) scenes and visuals, especially the swordfights. And I always love when cartoon characters curse and get naked. Not as bad as “Highlander: The Quickening” but certainly not as good as “Highlander,” “The Search for Vengeance” is an uneven but still enjoyable addition to the saga of that sword-wielding Scotsman we all love.
DVD GOODIES
Contains the featurettes “East Meets West: Filmmakers Crossing Borders” and “A Talk With Kawajiri,” as well as trailers and production stills. PRICE: $12.99
ALSO OUT THIS WEEK…
NORBIT Eddie Murphy plays three characters in this wacky movie about a loser who’s terrorized by his monstrous wife. Read Blogzarro’s review here. JUNE 5 | $16.99
THE MESSENGERS A family moves into a spooky house on a sunflower farm. Starring Kristin Stewart, Dylan McDermott, Penelope Ann Miller, and John Corbett. JUNE 5 | $17.99
THE FANTASTIC FOUR - EXTENDED CUT This two-disc special edition adds 20 minutes of footage to the 2005 superhero movie. Also includes a 100-minute making-of documentary and a look at this summer’s sequel. JUNE 5 | $16.99
THE DEAD ZONE (Season 5) The three-disc set contains all 11 episodes of the USA Network series starring Anthony Michael Hall as Johnny Smith, a man who awakens from a coma and learns he has psychic abilities. JUNE 5 | $22.99
FURTHER OUT…
SURF SCHOOL (Unrated) Teen comedy featuring the ultimate Cinderella story, killer waves, lessons on the psychedelic ways of the ’60s and plenty of sexy unrated footage to make even the most randy boy have a wipeout! Starring Harland Williams. JULY 17 | $18.99
THE LONG WEEKEND Overworked advertising executive Ed Waxman (Brendan Fehr) has just 48 hours to come up with a great new ad campaign or he’ll be fired. However, his babe-magnet brother, Cooper (Chris Klein) has another idea — get his stressed out brother lucky with the ladies. With hope and luck on their side, maybe — just maybe — he’ll be able to save his job and have sex, all in the course of one outrageous weekend. JULY 24 | $24.29
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Friday, June 1st, 2007
NORBIT
Release Date: June 5
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Eddie Griffin, Marlon Wayans
Director: Brian Robbins
Length: 102 minutes
Critics panned “Norbit” when it was in theaters, but the comedy went on to gross $95 million at the box office. It’s one of those comedies you either love or hate. As a baby, Norbit’s parents throw him out of a moving car and he rolls in front of the Golden Wonton Orphanage, where he is raised. If you laugh at this point, you’ll probably enjoy the film. If not…it will be a long 102 minutes. Norbit’s life is all downhill from there. Rasputia, a beast of a woman and the butt of endless fat jokes, makes Norbit’s life hell. But there’s hope when his childhood sweetheart (Thandie Newton) returns to town. There are a few too many fat jokes and the character of Norbit is underwhelming, but there are plenty of funny moments and watching Eddie Murphy play multiple characters (Norbit, Rasputia, and Mr. Wong) is always a riot. But it’s the supporting cast that really shines. Eddie Griffin is hilarious playing — what else? — a pimp. Marlon Wayans has a brief but inspired role as a fast-talking exercise instructor. Even Eddie’s older brother, Charlie Murphy (who helped write the screenplay), gets into the act as the voice of Floyd the dog. It’s broad, juvenile humor. If you don’t take your comedy too seriously, you’ll probably love “Norbit.”
DVD GOODIES
Extras include 14 deleted scenes and the featurettes “Man of a Thousand Faces” and “The Stunts of Norbit.” But make sure to check out “Power Tap,” Marlon Wayans’ mock infomercial, probably the funniest thing on the DVD.
OUT THIS WEEK…
HANNIBAL RISING The story of how Hannibal Lecter became a cannibal serial killer. Read Blogzarro’s review here.
F TROOP SEASON 2 This six-disc set collects the 31 episodes from the 1965 season of the classic sitcom about a wacky cavalry troop.
ICHI THE KILLER: BLOOD PACK Two-disc uncut special edition of director Takashi Miike’s 2001 movie about a sadistic Yakuza killer.
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Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
AFRO SAMURAI (Director’s Cut)
Release Date: May 22
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Ron Perlman, Kelly Hu
Director: Fuminori Kizaki
Length: 215 minutes
Afro Samurai is one badass. This westernized sci-fi hip-hop samurai anime tale somehow combines all these elements and creates one cool series. “Afro Samurai,” based on the Japanese manga by Takashi Okazaki, originally aired on Spike TV earlier this year in a five-episode mini-series. It’s the story of a samurai with a ginormous afro who is trying to avenge the death of his father. Ron Perlman gives an awesome voice performance as the No. 1 samurai Justice, who beheaded Afro’s dad right before his eyes. The director’s cut is dark and violent, full of blood, boobs, and Sam Jackson doing what he does best — spitting out the word “motherf***er.” Jackson actually voices two of the main roles, Afro Samurai and his fast-talking comical sidekick Ninja Ninja. “Afro Samurai” has awesome animation, a kicking soundtrack by Wu Tang member The RZA, and the baddest afro in cartoons. The first episode is fast-paced and intense, highlighted by the appearance of Justice, a baddie who wields a really long gun. The rest of the episodes don’t quite live up to the kickoff. But the finale, which also includes Justice, rocks. I guess I’m trying to say that we should have seen more from Justice. Nonetheless, “Afro Samurai” makes up for Samuel L. Jackson’s “Snakes on a Plane.”
DVD GOODIES
A second disc of bonus material includes a featurette on the voice talent, a RZA music production tour featurette, and an interview with the associate producer.
OUT THIS WEEK…
APOCALYPTO Director Mel Gibson follows up “The Passion of the Christ” with this action-adventure tale about the end of the Mayan civilization.
EPIC MOVIE The writers of “Scary Movie” spoof such blockbusters as “Superman Returns,” “Pirates of the Caribbean,” and “The Chronicles of Narnia.” Starring Kal Penn and Adam Campbell.
KYLE XY, SEASON 1 This three-disc set collects the first season of the ABC Family series about a mysterious boy who doesn’t have a belly button.
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Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
HANNIBAL RISING
Release Date: May 29
Starring: Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Rhys Ifans
Director: Peter Webber
Length: 117 minutes
Hannibal Lecter deserved better. In “Hannibal Rising,” one of the greatest screen villains gets a rather tepid origin story. It’s not a terrible movie, but this is Hannibal Lecter and expectations are high. How do you follow in Anthony Hopkins‘ masterful footsteps? It seems the producers didn’t even try to cast a worthy actor. French actor Gaspard Ulliel is forgettable as the young Hannibal Lecter, who evolves into a cannibal as he hunts down the men who killed his little sister during World War II. The movie is slow at times, but picks up once Hannibal starts eating through the cast. But “Hannibal Rising” adds very little to the “Silence of the Lambs” canon. If the main character wasn’t named Hannibal Lecter, it would have been an okay stand-alone thriller. But somebody had to cash in on Hannibal Lecter at least one more time.
DVD GOODIES
There are deleted scenes, commentary tracks by director Peter Webber and producer Martha De Laurentiis, and the featurettes “Hannibal Lecter: The Origin of Evil” and “Designing Horror and Elegance.”
OUT THIS WEEK…
PAN’S LABYRINTH A little girl named Ofelia enters into a fantasy world when her pregnant mother takes her to live with her sadistic stepfather in 1944 fascist Spain. Directed by Guillermo del Toro. Read Blogzarro’s review.
THE FOUNTAIN In this sci-fi romance, Hugh Jackman portrays a man who travels through time to save his wife (Rachel Weisz). Directed by Darren Aronofsky.
ARTHUR AND THE INVISIBLES After Arthur (Freddie Highmore) draws a sword from a stone he must fight a battle in his garden and find treasure in order to save his grandfather’s farm. Also starring Mia Farrow, with the voices of Robert De Niro, David Bowie, and Madonna. Directed by Luc Besson.
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Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
PAN’S LABYRINTH
Release Date: May 15
Starring: Ariadna Gil, Sergi López, Doug Jones
Director: Guillermo del Toro
Length: 112 minutes
Pan’s Labyrinth” is an eerie and beautiful fairy tale about a little girl named Ofelia who enters into a fantasy world when her pregnant mother takes her to live with her sadistic stepfather in 1944 fascist Spain. It’s an enchanting tale, beautifully realized. However, it was disappointing that the fantasy part of the story often took a backseat to the reality. It seemed like a fascinating world, but it isn’t explored as much as you’d like. The creepy Pale Man, whose eyes are in the palm of his hands, is only in one brief scene, and the only other fantasy creature in the movie is the faun Pan (there are some fairies flitting around, too). Director Guillermo del Toro does weave an intriguing story, and now I really can’t wait for del Toro’s “Hellboy 2: The Golden Army.”
DVD GOODIES
A second, bonus disc includes the featurettes “The Power of Myth,” “The Faun and the Fairies,” “The Color and The Shape,” an episode of “The Charlie Rose Show” with director Guillermo Del Toro, “The Director’s Notebook,” production sketches as well as the theatrical teaser and trailer.
OUT THIS WEEK…
BECAUSE I SAID SO Diane Keaton stars as an overprotective mother who tries to set up her youngest daughter (Mandy Moore) with Mr. Right.
CATCH AND RELEASE A young woman (Jennifer Garner) movies in with her dead fiance’s two best friends (Kevin Smith, Sam Jaeger).
MUSIC AND LYRICS A washed-up pop singer (Hugh Grant) hooks up with a younger woman (Drew Barrymore) to write a hit song.
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Thursday, May 3rd, 2007
THE HITCHER
Starring: Sean Bean, Sophia Bush, Zachary Knighton
Director: Dave Meyers
Length: 79 minutes
The Hitcher” begins with a bunny getting creamed by a truck. By the end of this movie you’ll feel just like that bunny. Sean Bean is menacing as John Ryder, the psycho killer who terrorizes a young couple (Sophia Bush, Zachary Knighton) on their way to spring break. But not menacing enough. Based on the 1986 cult classic starring Rutger Hauer, “The Hitcher” is good for a few jolts in the first half, then disintegrates in the second. It’s one of those MTV-style updates in the vain of “Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning” and “The Hills Have Eyes,” but only more ridiculous. It’s the longest 79-minute movie ever made.
DVD GOODIES
There are a few alternate and deleted scenes as well as the behind-the-scenes docs “Road Kill: The Ultimate Car Crash” and “Fuel Your Fear: The Making of Hitcher.” Featurettes include “Dead End” and “Chronicles of a Killer.”
ALSO OUT THIS WEEK…
LITTLE CHILDREN The lives of young married couples collide in suburbia. Starring Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connelly, and Jackie Earle Haley. Directed by Todd Field.
DREAMGIRLS Based on the 1981 musical about three pop singers in the 1960s. Starring Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Hudson, Eddie Murphy, and Jamie Foxx. Directed by Bill Condon.
ALPHA DOG Based on the real-life drug dealer Jesse James Hollywood, one of the youngest men to make the FBI’s most wanted list. Starring Bruce Willis, Matthew Barry, and Justin Timberlake. Directed by Nick Cassavetes.
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Friday, April 27th, 2007
NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM
Starring: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Ricky Gervais, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney
Director: Shawn Levy
Length: 105 minutes
Getting tired of Ben Stiller? He seems to have a movie out every month and he seems to be the same guy in every one of them. Things are different in “Night at the Museum,” though…because there’s plenty of CGI this time. It’s the same ol’ Ben running around, falling down, slapping monkeys, fighting with Owen Wilson. But even the same ol’ Ben Stiller is still funny. There are plenty of funny moments, but the best come when Owen Wilson is on screen. Mickey Rooney is even good for a few chortles. The CGI is pretty cool, too. All in all it’s a fun adventure. The kids will love it and so will adults who aren’t looking for too much. The words “family-friendly” and “comic romp” fit perfectly here.
DVD GOODIES
A second, bonus disc includes deleted and extended scenes with optional commentary by the director, an alternative opening sequence, blooper reel, trailers, teasers, and the featurettes “Bringing the Museum to Life,” “Building the Museum,” and “Historical Threads: The Costumes of Night at the Museum.”
DVD NEWS…
FLASH GORDON: SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE It looks like the wait was worth it. Univeral Studios Home Entertainment has announced the release of the 1980 “Flash Gordon” movie on DVD. The “Saviour of the Universe Edition,” which will cost $26.98, includes such bonus features as an interview with comic book artist
Alex Ross, who also designed the DVD cover; an “alternate” collectible postcard of the packaging art; an interview with screenwriter
Lorenzo Semple Jr.; and chapter one of the 1936 Flash Gordon serial. “Flash Gordon: Saviour of the Universe Edition” hits stores August 7, 2007.
ALSO OUT THIS WEEK…
DEJA VU Denzel Washington stars in this sci-fi thriller about FBI agents using time travel to track a terrorist. Val Kilmer, James Caviezel, and Adam Goldberg also star. Directed by Tony Scott.
THE QUEEN Helen Mirren portrays Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II in an Oscar-winning performance.
CODE NAME: THE CLEANER Cedric the Entertainer is a man with amnesia who doesn’t know if he’s a super spy or a janitor. Also starring Lucy Liu.
WKRP IN CINCINATTI (Season 1) The classic TV show about that wacky radio station in Cincinnati hits DVD for the first time in this three-disc set.
THE ODD COUPLE (Season 1) Two divorced men (Jack Klugman, Tony Randall) try to live together without driving each other crazy in this five-disc set, which is full of extras.
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Saturday, January 20th, 2007
As a fan of artist Frank Frazetta, I recently watched “Fire and Ice” on DVD. The story was pretty much crap — a lot of pointless fight scenes, and kidnappings and subsequent rescues. The real draw is supposed to be Frazetta’s animation, but it’s often mediocre, especially compared to his artwork. The real highlight of the 1983 cult animated movie, I quickly discovered, is Teegra’s ass.
Teegra is a scantily clad (she sports a G-string and skimpy bikini throughout the movie) princess who gets kidnapped by Nekron, the bad guy, and rescued (several times) by Larn — you guessed it, the hero.
But back to Teegra’s ass: a finer ass probably hasn’t appeared in animation; in fact, no ass (except Assy McGee’s, of course) has appeared so often in a cartoon.
Director Ralph Bakshi (”Fritz the Cat,” “Lord of the Rings”) uses every opportunity to shoot Teegra’s rear-end…as she bends down to hide inside a hollowed-out tree trunk…as she bends over her dead brother…as she bends over to eat a berry. Sometimes she’s not even bending over. When Larn and Teegra find themselves knocked unconcious on the ground, he’s lying on his back. Where’s Teegra? Face down, ass up. There are plenty over-the-shoulder shots with Teegra’s ass in the foreground and some dude in the background. There’s no doubt that the star of “Fire and Ice” is Teegra’s ass (or is it the purple thong bikini lost in her butt cheeks?).
Someone should really start a Teegra drinking game. Down a shot every time Teegra’s ass appears on screen. If the DVD was marketed with that in mind, it might actually sell a few copies.
On its own, “Fire and Ice” probably isn’t worth your time of the day. The film was a critical and financial flop when it was first released in 1983, but it gained a cult following in the subsequent years. It has only recently (2005) been released to DVD, so fans who missed it the first time around can finally catch it. The DVD comes with a bonus, and more worthwhile, disc. It’s a documentary called “Frazetta: Painting With Fire,” an interesting biography of the artist.
If you’re a Frazetta fan, a Bakshi fan, or just an ass fan, “Fire and Ice” is definitely worth checking out. And if you hadn’t seen it as a kid, you’ll be sure to kick yourself, as Teegra would have gotten you through plenty of lonely adolescent nights (though this fact might make you think again: Teegra was voiced by the same woman, Maggie Roswell, who voiced “The Simpson”’s Maude Flanders).
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Sunday, August 13th, 2006
The Ultimate Avengers are back in the sequel “Rise of the Panther,” and everyone’s exactly where he or she left off in the last adventure.
Captain America is still wrestling with modern life after being in animated suspension for the last 60 years. Cap is so messed up he even brushes off the sexual advances of Black Widow — maybe Cap hasn’t been completey thawed out, if you know what I mean.
Giant Man is still a giant dick, and finds himself on the outs with Wasp.
Iron Man is still cool as ever, and gets the movie’s best and funniest lines.
Bruce Banner is still locked up and under supervision after going nutso at the end of the last movie.
Thor is still a flaky activist/god.
Back for round two are those creepy aliens the Chitauri, led by Herr Kleiser, whose presence adds some interest to the uninterested aliens. This time out the Chitauri attack the African kingdom of the Black Panther. The Panther must turn to the Avengers to save his people and the earth from the alien invaders, while the team members deal with their increasingly complicated personal lives. Blah. Blah. Blah.
Simply put: If you liked the first movie, you’ll like the second. But therein lies the problem: There’s nothing new here.
The sequel was disappointing on a few fronts. The alien Chitauri weren’t interesting in the first movie. Why have them return? Couldn’t the Avengers have battled Magneto or somebody or something with a personality? On the hero front, the only new character is Black Panther. Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, and Falcon will have to wait till “Ultimate Avengers 3.” Fans looking for something new will have to be satisified with a costume change. After getting blasted, Iron Man slips into a new suit of armor called the War Machine. But most disappointing was the reduction of the Hulk’s role. The big, green lug only appears briefly at the end of the movie.
Once again the voice performances of Michael Massee (Bruce Banner) and Marc Worden (Iron Man) make the movie worth watching.
DVD GOODIES
The extras offer some hope. There are brief looks at the upcoming Iron Man and Dr. Strange animated movies. Both projects look promising and have the potential of eclipsing both Ultimate Avengers movies. The DVD also includes a “gag” reel that spoofs scenes from the first movie; an interesting featurette on “The Ultimates” comic book; and a DVD-ROM game called What Avenger Are You?
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