How many serial killers do you think have gotten caught after murdering their first victim?
That has to be very disappointing for a budding serial killer. Forever you’d be known as just a “killer.”
With all the chaos and crime in Gotham City, don’t you think everyone would move?
Why is the traditional color of briefs white? It seems to me that white is an unforgiving color for material that rubs against your ass.
While I was growing up in the ’70s ans ’80s, we all wore white briefs. I think it psychologically damaged me.
Why are people more afraid of harmless dead bodies than living people?
It’s the living, breathing fuckers who’ll mess you up every time.
Why is it that whenever somebody hears a creepy sound in a horror story, they always rattle off a laundry list of possible, innocuous explanations for it? “Oh, it must be that damn cat again.” Then the noise gets louder. “Hmmm. It doesn’t sound like Jinxy. Must be the wind.” Now, the noise is right outside the door and is followed by a demonic howl. “Damn kids must be watching TV again. I’ll just go back to reading this book.”
Then the monster eats the idiot.
Whenever I hear a strange sound at night, I immediately think, “Shit, it’s a fucking monster.” I then grab whatever is handy — usually a hockey stick or plastic fork — throw on all the lights, open all the closet doors, and wake up my wife, shouting, “There’s a fucking monster in the house!”
