Blogzarro » Blogzarro Questions http://blogzarro.com The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro! Thu, 17 May 2012 22:13:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Blogzarro Question #25 http://blogzarro.com/2012/03/blogzarro-question-25/ http://blogzarro.com/2012/03/blogzarro-question-25/#comments Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:53:58 +0000 James A. http://blogzarro.com/?p=1360

What’s the difference between “The Hunger Games” and “The Running Man”?

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Why does Winnie the Pooh wear a shirt but no pants and Mickey Mouse wear shorts but no shirt?

BONUS QUESTION: Goofy, however, is decked out in pants, a long-sleeved shirt, a vest, a hat and shoes. What the hell is he hiding?

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If you sell your soul to the devil, do you have to declare it on your taxes?

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Why do zombies eat people?

They’re dead. They don’t need food to survive. They don’t have tastebuds. Therefore, they don’t need it and they can’t enjoy it. But, god, do they love it!

There has to be one vegetarian zombie out there, right?

BONUS QUESTION: If zombies eat, do they poop?

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On second thought: whatever happened to Michael Keaton?

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