Blogzarro Questions

Blogzarro Question #23

Monday, February 14th, 2011

If you sell your soul to the devil, do you have to declare it on your taxes?

Blogzarro Question #22

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Why do zombies eat people?

They’re dead. They don’t need food to survive. They don’t have tastebuds. Therefore, they don’t need it and they can’t enjoy it. But, god, do they love it!

There has to be one vegetarian zombie out there, right?

BONUS QUESTION: If zombies eat, do they poop?

Blogzarro Question #21

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

On second thought: whatever happened to Michael Keaton?

Blogzarro Question #20

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Whatever happened to Jan-Michael Vincent?

Blogzarro Question #19

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Are you are sex addict if you have sex with your wife a lot?

Blogzarro Question #18

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

If Satan wants you to do something, but you were going to do it anyway, are you still a minion in Satan’s Army?

Blogzarro Question #17

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Why are people still visiting Blogzarro.com?

I haven’t posted anything in months and the site is more popular than ever! What gives?

Blogzarro Question #16

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

You always hear about little old ladies, but why don’t you ever hear about big old ladies?

Blogzarro Question #15

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

How many serial killers do you think have gotten caught after murdering their first victim?

That has to be very disappointing for a budding serial killer. Forever you’d be known as just a “killer.”

Blogzarro Question #14

Friday, August 29th, 2008

With all the chaos and crime in Gotham City, don’t you think everyone would move?


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