What’s the difference between “The Hunger Games” and “The Running Man”?
Why does Winnie the Pooh wear a shirt but no pants and Mickey Mouse wear shorts but no shirt?
BONUS QUESTION: Goofy, however, is decked out in pants, a long-sleeved shirt, a vest, a hat and shoes. What the hell is he hiding?
If you sell your soul to the devil, do you have to declare it on your taxes?
Why do zombies eat people?
They’re dead. They don’t need food to survive. They don’t have tastebuds. Therefore, they don’t need it and they can’t enjoy it. But, god, do they love it!
There has to be one vegetarian zombie out there, right?
BONUS QUESTION: If zombies eat, do they poop?
On second thought: whatever happened to Michael Keaton?
