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		<title>Make Love, Not Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Aquilone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Japanese have some bizarre culinary and sexual practices. I've recently discovered one such practice that incorporates both.]]></description>
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		<title>Insecticide</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I just witnessed an insect suicide.]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Dog Eating Champ Has Jaw Arthritis!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a week before Nathan's Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest, the Japanese frankfurter-eating phenom Takeru Kobayashi has suffered a severe injury to his jaw.]]></description>
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		<title>George Lucas to Direct Battlestar Galactica</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently adopting an "if you can't lick 'em, join 'em attitude," Star Wars mastermind George Lucas has signed on to direct several future episodes of the Sci Fi channel series "Battlestar Galactica."]]></description>
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		<title>John McCain Pays the Price for Stealing Bandwidth</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
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