Did the “Satanic Bible” make a lot of sense to you, too?
Do you wait months to cut your toenails? And only relent to clip them after they start snagging on your socks when you get dressed?
Don’t you ignore your co-workers after they leave the office and then return to retrieve something, like an umbrella or briefcase?
You’ve already said your goodbyes and have-a-nice-weekends. One goodbye is sufficient, pal. Another one will just embarass your co-worker.
Have you ever noticed that the only people who wear jogging suits are well over 200 pounds and obviously never jog — unless a buffet is in sight?
Does Stephen Colbert’s right ear freak you out, too?
Plenty of folks tell me that the show is hilarious, but I can’t get over that deformed ear. I keep staring at it. Wondering what the hell happened to it. And why no one talks about it!
Why doesn’t he grow his hair long? or wear a hat? or only show his left profile?
