Am I Crazy?

Am I Crazy Or…

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Do you hesitate before turning the page when the guy next to you on the train is reading over your shoulder? It just seems rude if he’s in the middle of the story.

Am I Crazy Or…

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Don’t you get disappointed when you see two cars about to crash into each other, but then at the last second they avoid the collision? There’s a little part of you that feels cheated, isn’t there?

Am I Crazy Or…

Friday, May 18th, 2007

Jimzarro, 33 years,  22 days ago

Is it normal for a 33-year-old man to feel all tingly every week when he’s buying comics?

Am I Crazy Or…

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Does it not make sense that a so-called professional musician, Gene Simmons, has the stupidest, and most poorly written, theme song on TV? Interestingly, it took four people (Gene Simmons, Philip W. Gough, Leslie Greif, Adam Reed) to write the lyrics. That’s 13 words per writer. Here are the 52 words that make up the theme to the A&E reality series “Gene Simmons Family Jewels”:

Gene Simmons and family

This is the Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
When God made me he broke all the rules.

I rock all day, I roll all night
You wish you were me, you know I’m right.

And that’s Shannon my beauty queen,
the finest girl I have ever seen

We ain’t your next door family.

Go here to hear the theme song for yourself.

Am I Crazy Or…

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Did the “Satanic Bible” make a lot of sense to you, too?

Am I Crazy Or…

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Do you wait months to cut your toenails? And only relent to clip them after they start snagging on your socks when you get dressed?

Am I Crazy Or…

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Don’t you ignore your co-workers after they leave the office and then return to retrieve something, like an umbrella or briefcase?

You’ve already said your goodbyes and have-a-nice-weekends. One goodbye is sufficient, pal. Another one will just embarass your co-worker.

Am I Cazy Or…

Sunday, February 11th, 2007

Have you ever noticed that the only people who wear jogging suits are well over 200 pounds and obviously never jog — unless a buffet is in sight?

Am I Crazy Or…

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Does Stephen Colbert’s right ear freak you out, too?

Plenty of folks tell me that the show is hilarious, but I can’t get over that deformed ear. I keep staring at it. Wondering what the hell happened to it. And why no one talks about it!

Why doesn’t he grow his hair long? or wear a hat? or only show his left profile?

Am I Crazy Or…

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Have you ever smelled something really vile? So vile that it makes you angry and disgusted? You think to yourself, What son-of-a-bitch unleashed such an ungodly odor? You’re about to vomit…then you realize the odor is coming from you.

Please, tell me this has happened to you, too!

Am I Crazy Or…

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Do you get a little insulted when the person sitting next to you on the train (or bus) gets up and changes seats?

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