Is it getting a little crazy with all the trashy reality shows set in New Jersey (“Jersey Shore,” “Housewives of New Jersey,” “Jerseylicious,” “Jersey Couture”)?
Do you hesitate before turning the page when the guy next to you on the train is reading over your shoulder? It just seems rude if he’s in the middle of the story.
Don’t you get disappointed when you see two cars about to crash into each other, but then at the last second they avoid the collision? There’s a little part of you that feels cheated, isn’t there?
Is it normal for a 33-year-old man to feel all tingly every week when he’s buying comics?
Does it not make sense that a so-called professional musician, Gene Simmons, has the stupidest, and most poorly written, theme song on TV? Interestingly, it took four people (Gene Simmons, Philip W. Gough, Leslie Greif, Adam Reed) to write the lyrics. That’s 13 words per writer. Here are the 52 words that make up the theme to the A&E reality series “Gene Simmons Family Jewels”:
This is the Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
When God made me he broke all the rules.
I rock all day, I roll all night
You wish you were me, you know I’m right.
And that’s Shannon my beauty queen,
the finest girl I have ever seen
We ain’t your next door family.
