More Life Tips and Advice for the Common Man

By James Aquilone on July 29th, 2009

While on safari, never wear leopard print.
The absolute, surefire way of getting out of jury duty: Confess to whatever crime the defendant is accused of.
If a child asks you where babies come from, never draw a picture.
Here’s how you can save money on magazine subscriptions: Get AIDS…and then read all the magazines at the doctor’s office for free!