Dude, Face It. You’re Gay

Have you heard this ridiculous news out of the country music world?

In an interview with Playboy, Kenny Chesney says he’s not gay because he’s had sex with more than 100 women. Hmmm. Sounds like this guy’s trying hard to prove something.

But what the country singer fails to mention is that the women in question all had cocks big enough to choke a pony.

Kenny really believes that all the women he’s bagged proves once and for all that he’s not gay. I’ll be convinced when he stops sucking Toby Keith’s dick.

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3 Responses to “Dude, Face It. You’re Gay”

  1. Richard Says:

    What makes you think Toby Kieth has a dick?

  2. James A. Says:

    That’s a good question.

  3. Richard Brian Penn Says:

    What makes you think that Toby Keith isn’t really Clay Aiken?

Leave a reply... Or you'll get it worse than Superman down there!

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