Maverick Mania

John McCain has been calling himself a maverick. So, I decided to look up the word in the dictionary. Turns out, maverick means “a crotchety douche-nozzle who thinks calling himself a noncomformist enough times makes him a noncomformist.”

One Response to “Maverick Mania”

  1. Mister Sinister Says:

    Basically it means a “non-conformist”
    Which begs the question of who seems more conforming
    1. An old white President who loves hunting
    or
    2. A black man with good policies for good reform.

    What was Palin’s ideas for America?
    Reform. But thats all she said!
    Gee, I was hoping we were going to fix this shit sometime! ANYONE who becomes President (or VP) will have to reform something or their term was a waste of time & money.

    Plus, Palin is running for President. But if she wins she has to wait exactly three years before being inaugurated.

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