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Today’s Jokes

V-P candidate Joe Biden the other day said that life begins at conception. To which Bill Clinton added: “Copulation begins with — ‘Hi, I used to be the president.’”

There’s another historic element to Sarah Palin’s run for the vice presidency that no one’s talking about. All of our V-P’s have been motherfuckers. But she’d be the first real mother.

Are you keeping up with all the hurricanes this season? There was Hanna, Gustav, and Ike. Sounds like a Swedish gangbang of weather.

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