Blogzarro Question #14

With all the chaos and crime in Gotham City, don’t you think everyone would move?

5 Responses to “Blogzarro Question #14”

  1. Jay Laverdure Says:

    But where else (besides Metropolis) are you going to be afforded the unique opportunity to see real live superheroes & supervillains altering your reality with their superpowers?

  2. Tom Ramsay Says:

    It’s a rhetorical question and therefore no reply needed.
    However, Gotham(New York) is the last place I wish to visit. Buffalo is heaven by comparison

    Tommy

  3. Mister Sinister Says:

    They move there to get away from Bludhaven

    Bludhaven dangers include:
    Nuclear robot death
    New New God Anti-Equation slavery
    Murder
    Mob-Murder
    Nuclear Mob Murder by New New God
    Shanking
    Accidentally being beaten by Nightwing
    Atomic Knight quarantine

    NEVER MOVE TO BLUDHAVEN!

  4. Lourenço Says:

    Money. Gotham’s supposed to be an economic center right? One may also think that the crime level should be connected to this, while for the rich investors and big banks it should be safer to be in a city with Batman than in a city without him.

    Of course Bruce Wayne himself is a man of the money, and that’s probably why he lives in Gotham too

  5. AgingUrbanPunk Says:

    People don’t move from tornado zones and most of their fuckin houses have wheels.

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