Flying

• Whenever I fly, I always buy a one-way ticket. I’m not very optimistic.
• Here’s a game everyone likes to play while onboard a plane: Guess the Terrorist. It’s a bittersweet game. If you lose, you live. If you win…
• Another thing I like to do when flying: Stand in the aisle and jump. If the plane is going fast enough, I can get to the bathroom in one leap. Try it.
• Why I love flying: It’s the only time when you can eat in New York and then crap it out in Los Angeles.
• What does an ant think when he looks out an airplane window?