Caption This Comic Cover! #8

By James A. on August 11th, 2007

Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!

Last Week’s Winning Caption: From Giddy Goo: “Superboy, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.” “Hurt me? That ain’t kryptonite you feel against your leg.”

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24 Responses to “Caption This Comic Cover! #8”

Giddy Goo Says:
August 11th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Never in a million years did I think the self-destruct button on my vibrator would do this!
Energizerbunny Says:
August 12th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Yes Yes Yes

Can’t a woman get any privacy around here.
Swinebread Says:
August 12th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
“I can’t believe the fantasies I’m willing role-play — to get Superman off!”
Mister Sinister Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 12:09 am
I wanted a strap-on, but NOT LIKE THIS!
Shawn Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 9:22 am
This new vibrator is the freakin’ bomb!
Brendon Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Zzzz… Huh…? What…?

oh no…. NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
Mel Says:
August 13th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
” I guess the terrorists knew I was lying when I told them I was a virgin…”
Oliver Says:
August 14th, 2007 at 3:32 am
Watch out! I’m about to explode!
TheBuck Says:
August 16th, 2007 at 5:41 am
WW:i always knew i was the bomb!
s2designer Says:
August 31st, 2007 at 11:55 am
:thought bubble: ” damnit, i forgot to shave this week. this is gonna look terrible when they find my body.”
Lottie B Says:
September 7th, 2007 at 5:47 am
For godssake Superman, I only asked you to take the

BLOODY TRASH OUT
Matty Says:
September 10th, 2007 at 10:25 am
I gotta say, when the packaging said black missle, I expected something different.
mike Says:
October 25th, 2007 at 12:43 am
damn, i knew i shouldnt have asked to borrow supergirls dildo
matt Says:
October 29th, 2007 at 11:24 am
“Fighter jets?! Honestly, I’m just aiming for the Dane Cook show in midtown!”
“You’ll thank me later, unless you go to Rutgers, where he’s hilarious!”
webdzinez Says:
November 1st, 2007 at 4:59 pm
OOPs! I did it again!
Mister Sinister Says:
November 9th, 2007 at 4:22 am
So who the hell won the caption contest?
Bizarro knows which is why it make so large sense!
James A. Says:
November 9th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Mister Sinister, because you care so much, you are declared the winner of the 8th Caption Contest.

Congratulations!
Mister Sinister Says:
November 10th, 2007 at 2:11 am
Huzzah!
My caption kicks anyway!
Sinister Rock!!

Damn right!
More captions please, just try superdickery.com
always good for a suggestive comic pic!
CarlLucas Says:
February 16th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I know I’m real late with this but…

“When I dreamed of what it would be like to ‘go down’ on a huge black phallus, I always imagined John Stewart would be involved…”
Brian Says:
April 20th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Next time I ask a super-villain “what’dya think you are, a rocket scientist?”…
…I’ll make sure he ISN’T one!
Caption This Comic Panel! #9 Says:
August 26th, 2008 at 10:12 am
[...] Last Winning Caption: From Giddy Goo: “I wanted a strap-on, but NOT LIKE THIS!” « Today’s Observation [...]
loki Says:
August 4th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
strapped to a missle, planes shooting at me….FUCK THIS STILL ISNT ENOUGH TO GET ME OFF!!!
Chris Says:
October 16th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Damn false advertisement, the ad said pocket rocket
Jimmy Says:
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:37 am
That’s good…right there…just a little more…
(Superhero’s live hard, and masturbate harder.)