Caption This Comic Cover! #8

Caption me!

Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!

Last Week’s Winning Caption: From Giddy Goo: “Superboy, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.” “Hurt me? That ain’t kryptonite you feel against your leg.”

24 Responses to “Caption This Comic Cover! #8”

  1. Giddy Goo Says:

    Never in a million years did I think the self-destruct button on my vibrator would do this!

  2. Energizerbunny Says:

    Yes Yes Yes

    Can’t a woman get any privacy around here.

  3. Swinebread Says:

    “I can’t believe the fantasies I’m willing role-play — to get Superman off!”

  4. Mister Sinister Says:

    I wanted a strap-on, but NOT LIKE THIS!

  5. Shawn Says:

    This new vibrator is the freakin’ bomb!

  6. Brendon Says:

    Zzzz… Huh…? What…?

    oh no…. NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!

  7. Mel Says:

    ” I guess the terrorists knew I was lying when I told them I was a virgin…”

  8. Oliver Says:

    Watch out! I’m about to explode!

  9. TheBuck Says:

    WW:i always knew i was the bomb!

  10. s2designer Says:

    :thought bubble: ” damnit, i forgot to shave this week. this is gonna look terrible when they find my body.”

  11. Lottie B Says:

    For godssake Superman, I only asked you to take the

    BLOODY TRASH OUT

  12. Matty Says:

    I gotta say, when the packaging said black missle, I expected something different.

  13. mike Says:

    damn, i knew i shouldnt have asked to borrow supergirls dildo

  14. matt Says:

    “Fighter jets?! Honestly, I’m just aiming for the Dane Cook show in midtown!”
    “You’ll thank me later, unless you go to Rutgers, where he’s hilarious!”

  15. webdzinez Says:

    OOPs! I did it again!

  16. Mister Sinister Says:

    So who the hell won the caption contest?
    Bizarro knows which is why it make so large sense!

  17. James A. Says:

    Mister Sinister, because you care so much, you are declared the winner of the 8th Caption Contest.

    Congratulations!

  18. Mister Sinister Says:

    Huzzah!
    My caption kicks anyway!
    Sinister Rock!!

    Damn right!
    More captions please, just try superdickery.com
    always good for a suggestive comic pic!

  19. CarlLucas Says:

    I know I’m real late with this but…

    “When I dreamed of what it would be like to ‘go down’ on a huge black phallus, I always imagined John Stewart would be involved…”

  20. Brian Says:

    Next time I ask a super-villain “what’dya think you are, a rocket scientist?”…
    …I’ll make sure he ISN’T one!

  21. Caption This Comic Panel! #9 Says:

    [...] Last Winning Caption: From Giddy Goo: “I wanted a strap-on, but NOT LIKE THIS!” « Today’s Observation [...]

  22. loki Says:

    strapped to a missle, planes shooting at me….FUCK THIS STILL ISNT ENOUGH TO GET ME OFF!!!

  23. Chris Says:

    Damn false advertisement, the ad said pocket rocket

  24. Jimmy Says:

    That’s good…right there…just a little more…
    (Superhero’s live hard, and masturbate harder.)

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