Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!
Last Week’s Winning Caption: From Giddy Goo: “Superboy, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.” “Hurt me? That ain’t kryptonite you feel against your leg.”
Never in a million years did I think the self-destruct button on my vibrator would do this!
Yes Yes Yes
Can’t a woman get any privacy around here.
“I can’t believe the fantasies I’m willing role-play — to get Superman off!”
I wanted a strap-on, but NOT LIKE THIS!
This new vibrator is the freakin’ bomb!
Zzzz… Huh…? What…?
oh no…. NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
” I guess the terrorists knew I was lying when I told them I was a virgin…”
Watch out! I’m about to explode!
WW:i always knew i was the bomb!
:thought bubble: ” damnit, i forgot to shave this week. this is gonna look terrible when they find my body.”
For godssake Superman, I only asked you to take the
BLOODY TRASH OUT
I gotta say, when the packaging said black missle, I expected something different.
damn, i knew i shouldnt have asked to borrow supergirls dildo
“Fighter jets?! Honestly, I’m just aiming for the Dane Cook show in midtown!”
“You’ll thank me later, unless you go to Rutgers, where he’s hilarious!”
OOPs! I did it again!
So who the hell won the caption contest?
Bizarro knows which is why it make so large sense!
Mister Sinister, because you care so much, you are declared the winner of the 8th Caption Contest.
Congratulations!
Huzzah!
My caption kicks anyway!
Sinister Rock!!
Damn right!
More captions please, just try superdickery.com
always good for a suggestive comic pic!
I know I’m real late with this but…
“When I dreamed of what it would be like to ‘go down’ on a huge black phallus, I always imagined John Stewart would be involved…”
Next time I ask a super-villain “what’dya think you are, a rocket scientist?”…
…I’ll make sure he ISN’T one!
strapped to a missle, planes shooting at me….FUCK THIS STILL ISNT ENOUGH TO GET ME OFF!!!
Damn false advertisement, the ad said pocket rocket
That’s good…right there…just a little more…
(Superhero’s live hard, and masturbate harder.)