Last Week’s Winning Caption: From HAL-9000: “This is what happens when you don’t swallow!”
Superboy, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.
Hurt me? That ain’t kryptonite you feel against your leg.
“OW! Why is this so hard?”
“I could ask you the same question.”
“Yes, you all are in need of a good spanking!”
“Yeah, yeah, I’ve seen Holy Grail. And then the oral sex.”
“I’ll teach you about X-Ray Vision!”
‘Looks like I picked the right day for a super bean burrito feast! Just one more…”
Giddy Goo Wins. How can one top that?
Superboy, your ass is so hard!
Wait until I turn over and I’ll be your super man!
I think I like it better when you use your hand while I’m on my back!
Superboy have you been working out?
I guess ‘Buns of Steel’ really was worth $34.95!
Mr. Kent: “I hear you giggling out there young men, leave or I shall call your parents!”
Superman: Dad, just shut up and get the damn gerble out of my ass.
JK: Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end. SB: It’s craptacular!
Mr. Kent: Dirty boy! Dirty dirty boy!
Superboy: I don’t see what they’re laughing about. This is nothing compared to how he pounds my @$$ at home.
“He’s blocked my spank w/ a super-ass-explosion!”
“Suck one, Truman”
Superboy…”Last time I try to stick my bonner is his pocket”
Babalu
Babalu-ii-aaa
jonathan kent: this is gonna hurt me more than it does you super boy, and i i dont care if it does break my hand! but itll damn sure make me feel better! superboy: thank you, may i have another sir!
You see boys, I’m punishing young Clark for raping you.”
“Really?” “Is this supposed to hurt me Pops?”
“Holy shit Its all red mabye if i play with it”
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Superboy, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.
Hurt me? That ain’t kryptonite you feel against your leg.
“OW! Why is this so hard?”
“I could ask you the same question.”
“Yes, you all are in need of a good spanking!”
“Yeah, yeah, I’ve seen Holy Grail. And then the oral sex.”
“I’ll teach you about X-Ray Vision!”
‘Looks like I picked the right day for a super bean burrito feast! Just one more…”
Giddy Goo Wins.
How can one top that?
Superboy, your ass is so hard!
Wait until I turn over and I’ll be your super man!
I think I like it better when you use your hand while I’m on my back!
Superboy have you been working out?
I guess ‘Buns of Steel’ really was worth $34.95!
Mr. Kent: “I hear you giggling out there young men, leave or I shall call your parents!”
Superman: Dad, just shut up and get the damn gerble out of my ass.
JK: Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
SB: It’s craptacular!
Mr. Kent: Dirty boy! Dirty dirty boy!
Superboy: I don’t see what they’re laughing about. This is nothing compared to how he pounds my @$$ at home.
“He’s blocked my spank w/ a super-ass-explosion!”
“Suck one, Truman”
Superboy…”Last time I try to stick my bonner is his pocket”
Babalu
Babalu-ii-aaa
jonathan kent: this is gonna hurt me more than it does you super boy, and i i dont care if it does break my hand! but itll damn sure make me feel better! superboy: thank you, may i have another sir!
You see boys, I’m punishing young
Clark for raping you.”
“Really?” “Is this supposed to hurt
me Pops?”
“Holy shit Its all red mabye if i play with it”