Caption This Comic Cover! #7

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Last Week’s Winning Caption: From HAL-9000: “This is what happens when you don’t swallow!”

19 Responses to “Caption This Comic Cover! #7”

  1. Giddy Goo Says:

    Superboy, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.

    Hurt me? That ain’t kryptonite you feel against your leg.

  2. Reid Says:

    “OW! Why is this so hard?”

    “I could ask you the same question.”

  3. Chrysalde Says:

    “Yes, you all are in need of a good spanking!”

    “Yeah, yeah, I’ve seen Holy Grail. And then the oral sex.”

  4. RFK Says:

    “I’ll teach you about X-Ray Vision!”

    ‘Looks like I picked the right day for a super bean burrito feast! Just one more…”

  5. P33KAJ3W Says:

    Giddy Goo Wins.
    How can one top that?

  6. Derrick Says:

    Superboy, your ass is so hard!

    Wait until I turn over and I’ll be your super man!

  7. Derrick Says:

    I think I like it better when you use your hand while I’m on my back!

  8. Shawn Says:

    Superboy have you been working out?

    I guess ‘Buns of Steel’ really was worth $34.95!

  9. Charles Says:

    Mr. Kent: “I hear you giggling out there young men, leave or I shall call your parents!”

    Superman: Dad, just shut up and get the damn gerble out of my ass.

  10. TheBuck Says:

    JK: Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
    SB: It’s craptacular!

  11. Kevin Says:

    Mr. Kent: Dirty boy! Dirty dirty boy!

    Superboy: I don’t see what they’re laughing about. This is nothing compared to how he pounds my @$$ at home.

  12. Mister Sinister Says:

    “He’s blocked my spank w/ a super-ass-explosion!”

    “Suck one, Truman”

  13. Matty Says:

    Superboy…”Last time I try to stick my bonner is his pocket”

  14. Goldierusyh Says:

    Babalu

    Babalu-ii-aaa

  15. Caption This Comic Cover! #8 Says:

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  16. mike Says:

    jonathan kent: this is gonna hurt me more than it does you super boy, and i i dont care if it does break my hand! but itll damn sure make me feel better! superboy: thank you, may i have another sir!

  17. Caption This Comic Cover! #8 Says:

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  18. N. Rolli Says:

    You see boys, I’m punishing young
    Clark for raping you.”

    “Really?” “Is this supposed to hurt
    me Pops?”

  19. Devin Says:

    “Holy shit Its all red mabye if i play with it”

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