Aphorisms, Truisms, and Bullshit

• Revenge is the best revenge.
• The fastest way to get from Point A to Point B is getting someone else to take you.
• Breasts demand attention.
• Ugly people are just beautiful people with horrible facial disfigurements.
• Smart people are just dumb people with better vocabularies.
• People shouldn’t be judged by the color of their skin, but by the size of their breasts, or their lack of breasts.
• The truth is a lie that hasn’t been discovered yet.
• There is more than one way to skin a cat, but only one way to kick it.