Aphorisms, Truisms, and Bullshit
By James Aquilone on August 28th, 2007
- Revenge is the best revenge.
- The fastest way to get from Point A to Point B is getting someone else to take you.
- Breasts demand attention.
- Ugly people are just beautiful people with horrible facial disfigurements.
- Smart people are just dumb people with better vocabularies.
- People shouldn’t be judged by the color of their skin, but by the size of their breasts, or their lack of breasts.
- The truth is a lie that hasn’t been discovered yet.
- There is more than one way to skin a cat, but only one way to kick it.
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September 5th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
I like the last one..
lmao
September 5th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
@ MsRebecca
Always save the best for last. That way they don’t notice that the rest sucks.