The Best of Blogzarro

How can a blog so terrible, so intrinsically bad, so offensive and puerile have a best-of? Well, it can. The other day a young man asked me, “Isn’t ‘The Best of Blogzarro’ kinda like a Great White greatest hits album?” After gut-punching the young man when he wasn’t looking and then arguing that even crap has differing levels of quality, I said, “Who the hell are you? And how did you know about the ‘Best of Blogzarro’ post before I even published it?” Nevertheless, I present the greatest and most popular posts of the first six months of Blogzarro’s existence. Perhaps you missed one or all of them. Now is the time to catch up. If you would like to learn more about the art of gut-punching or Blogzarro, head over to your local library (or just hit the links under the ‘categories’ section to your right).

1 | Lame Superhero of the Week: She-Thing

Wherein I discuss the pros and cons of a relationship with a rock creature. By the way, I’m all for it.

2 | Wonder Woman and the Phallic Menace

Wherein I infiltrate the secret world of phalluses and superheroines and prove that neither comes out the victor.

3 | The 20 Greatest Spider-Man Villains

Wherein I create a list that no one agrees on.

4 | The Bizarre, The Bad, The Bawdy Baseball Names

Wherein I get to write the words “rusty” and “kuntz” without referring to sex.

5 | The 10 Coolest ‘Fictional’ Trucks

Wherein I compile one of the stupidest lists of all time.

6 | Other Amusement Rides That Should Be Turned Into Movies

Wherein I prove that I have what it takes to pitch a blockbuster movie and bring laughter where there was only sadness.

7 | An Intro to Dubious Sexual Terminology

Wherein I use the word “Donkey Punch,” which results in thousands of hits from people searching Google for filthy sexual acts.

8 | Top 10 Rejected Transformers

Wherein I create my own robots in disguise and subsequently piss off a lot of Transformers fans.

9 | Lame Superhero of the Week: The Gay Ghost

Wherein I make many cheap gay jokes and at least one expensive one.

10 | Top 10 Ways George Lucas Hasn’t Sold-Out Star Wars

Wherein I take on the mighty George Lucas and prevail.

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  1. University Update - Transformers - The Best of Blogzarro Says:

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