I‘ve spent many a night imagining what I would look like as a Simpsons character. Now, through the magic of the Internet, I no longer have to dream. That’s lil’ ol’ me in front of Springfield Elementary School. Oddly enough, I look exactly like that in real life, which makes me wonder why I spent so much time imagining what I’d look like if I was a resident of Springfield. Maybe it has something to do with the seductive Edna Krabappel.

So, now you’re asking, How did you get that illustration? How much did you have to pay? Did you have to threaten Matt Groening’s family? Actually I didn’t do any of those things. I simply headed over to simpsonizeme.com, where I uploaded a photo of myself and — voila — I became a Simpsons character (with some minor edits)…kinda like Homer’s younger, better-looking brother. Now, I’m trying to figure a way to get myself in “The Simpsons Movie 2.” Keep your three fingers crossed!