I’m sorry Robin I thought you sang “Blinded by the white”… Not night. That still does not explain why you said “shot up on this dude in the middle of the night.”
Robin: No Batman, it’s like you’re…’becoming’ the pedofiler.
Batman: Dammit boy if you don’t swallow we’ll have to start the re-enactment all over again.
I’m…I’m…sorry Batman…there is no Pedofiler. I’ve been doing it..to…TO MYSELF (bawl).
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“Sorry, Robin, I thought that e-mail advertising turbo sperm was a hoax!”
“That’s the money shot! Where’s the damn cameraman??”
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I’m the BATMAN bitch!
What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the HELL do you think I am?
I’m the GODDAMN BATMAN.
I’m sorry Robin I thought you sang “Blinded by the white”… Not night. That still does not explain why you said “shot up on this dude in the middle of the night.”
HOLY BUKKAKE BATMAN!
holy enfamil batman!
So that’s what projectile vomiting looks like!
Dammit Batman…I’ll get you next!
Batman: Robin what do you see in that mens locker room?
Robin: I see men
-SPLAT-
(Canned Laughter)
“Holy pearl necklace Batman! You missed again!”
Batman: For God’s sake boy, put your damn pants on.
Robin: Touch me!!
Batman: No! …You sick little puppy.
This is what happens when you don’t swallow!
Bat-jizz go!
Adam West: And that’s what you get for using black market botox, Burt.
Sorry Robin, That came from my utility belt… yeah… that’s it.
Working security at a “Gallagher” performance sucks, Batman!
Holly C.S.I. Batman, next time we re-enact the crime you get to be the alter boy and I get to be the Catholic priest.
Holy Omelet, Batman! This is not egg on my face … It’s my unhatched children.
Sorry Robin….I was cleaning it and it went off in my hand.
and as the joker shot his wad on robin, batman watched all aghast… exclaiming ” oh, it was supposed to be my turn!”
“Peter North is…Batman!!!”
Robin: Batman are you sure everyone has to do this to get into the Justice League?
Batman: Shut up and take it boy!
Batman, are you sure this is the only way to counteract Poison Ivy’s venom.
Robin: No Batman, it’s like you’re…’becoming’ the pedofiler.
Batman: Dammit boy if you don’t swallow we’ll have to start the re-enactment all over again.
I’m…I’m…sorry Batman…there is no Pedofiler. I’ve been doing it..to…TO MYSELF (bawl).