Caption This Comic Panel #5
By Jimzarro on July 21st, 2007
Last Week’s Winning Captions: From Blastoman: “Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!”
From Kevin: “Damn you, Make A Wish Foundation! When I said I wanted to know superman intimately, it wasn’t — it wasn’t L-LIKE THIS.”
From Jibba-jabba: “If Batman — *sniff* — finds out about this — *sniff* — you’re screwed!”
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July 21st, 2007 at 12:26 am
Bitch, I told you to call me Mr. FANTASTIC!
July 21st, 2007 at 2:32 am
It’s a man baby!
July 21st, 2007 at 10:27 am
“Damn it Sue, I get enough crap without you and your “I want you to be ‘rock hard’ crap.”
July 21st, 2007 at 10:36 am
“How is it you can turn invisible yet you can’t make a descent cup of coffee!?”
July 21st, 2007 at 2:37 pm
“Maybe if you weren’t so FAT Little Reed would WANT to stretch again!”
July 21st, 2007 at 5:52 pm
“I’m FANTASTIC, your just invisible to me, bitch.”
July 21st, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Next time you make the Ham sandwich right! And shave I dont like hair in my teeth.
July 21st, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Plastic Man, my ass!
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July 22nd, 2007 at 5:47 am
It’s FANTASTIQUE, bee-atch! I told you I was going EUROPEAN!!
July 22nd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
“And that’s the Fantastic Five, bitch!”
July 22nd, 2007 at 3:37 pm
“holy crap, you have something red and spiky on your face, maybe these swoosh marks from my hand will get rid of it”
July 22nd, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I hate it when you make me hit you.
July 22nd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
…and thats for the ugly hair cut you have!
July 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 pm
What’s that smell? Are you on the rag or have you been screwing Prince Namor again?
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:18 am
“Don’t move! Mosquito!”
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:18 am
“MUSCLE SPASM!”
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:11 am
High Five!! Very nice.
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 am
You’ll get worse next time if you ever let John Byrne cut your hair again!
July 23rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
I dont need to wear a rubber!!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I told you for the last time I am not Super Hasselhoff!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
And for the last time, my penis is NOT a chewing gum!
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
I’m just swinging my arm, it’s your face that got in the way!
July 24th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
and thats for raking the “fantastic four inches” with the chompers!!!
July 24th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Inadequite huh? It stretches length way not thick way Sue! So fold it as many times as you need and spit in my mouth!
July 24th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Hold still you got this crazy orange starfish on your face!
July 24th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Thanks for reminding me you don’t have to be across the room to teach you a lesson.
July 25th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Bitch betta have my money!
July 25th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Dammit! Make me Love you!
July 26th, 2007 at 8:52 am
Bitch I had it wit yo ass! I already told you me and the boys fight crime and you go out and make my money!
July 26th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I tole you git back to REHAB bee-otch!
July 27th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
“And that’s for breaking Flava Flav’s heart!”
July 29th, 2007 at 12:14 am
[...] Last Week’s Winning Captions: From Kevin: “And that’s the Fantastic Five, bitch!” « DVD Report: Disturbia [...]
July 29th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
NO TEETH means NO TEETH!!
September 9th, 2007 at 2:32 am
This is the last time I’m gonna tell you!!! Swallow it BITCH!!!
June 17th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
That’s the last time you say Badrock is better than the Thing!
October 16th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Hey Sue, what do you tell a women with two black eyes, SLAP, nothing she has already been told twice.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Sue, what did the five fingers say to the face, SLAP, BITCH