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Caption This Comic Panel #5

Caption me!

Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!

Last Week’s Winning Captions: From Blastoman: “Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!”

From Kevin: “Damn you, Make A Wish Foundation! When I said I wanted to know superman intimately, it wasn’t — it wasn’t L-LIKE THIS.”

From Jibba-jabba: “If Batman — *sniff* — finds out about this — *sniff* — you’re screwed!”

36 Responses to “ “Caption This Comic Panel #5”

  1. Giddy Goo says:

    Bitch, I told you to call me Mr. FANTASTIC!

  2. batkid says:

    It’s a man baby!

  3. Dave says:

    “Damn it Sue, I get enough crap without you and your “I want you to be ‘rock hard’ crap.”

  4. darth beach says:

    “How is it you can turn invisible yet you can’t make a descent cup of coffee!?”

  5. Kevin says:

    “Maybe if you weren’t so FAT Little Reed would WANT to stretch again!”

  6. Mister Sinister says:

    “I’m FANTASTIC, your just invisible to me, bitch.”

  7. TheBuck says:

    Next time you make the Ham sandwich right! And shave I dont like hair in my teeth.

  8. It’s FANTASTIQUE, bee-atch! I told you I was going EUROPEAN!!

  9. Kevin says:

    “And that’s the Fantastic Five, bitch!”

  10. Jaybird says:

    “holy crap, you have something red and spiky on your face, maybe these swoosh marks from my hand will get rid of it”

  11. P33KAJ3W says:

    I hate it when you make me hit you.

  12. P33KAJ3W says:

    …and thats for the ugly hair cut you have!

  13. Kevin says:

    What’s that smell? Are you on the rag or have you been screwing Prince Namor again?

  14. Corey.D says:

    “Don’t move! Mosquito!”

  15. Corey.D says:

    “MUSCLE SPASM!”

  16. Matty says:

    High Five!! Very nice.

  17. El Bandito says:

    You’ll get worse next time if you ever let John Byrne cut your hair again!

  18. Matty says:

    I dont need to wear a rubber!!

  19. Jennysue says:

    I told you for the last time I am not Super Hasselhoff!

  20. Laeviar says:

    And for the last time, my penis is NOT a chewing gum!

  21. P33KAJ3W says:

    I’m just swinging my arm, it’s your face that got in the way!

  22. ed says:

    and thats for raking the “fantastic four inches” with the chompers!!!

  23. ed says:

    Inadequite huh? It stretches length way not thick way Sue! So fold it as many times as you need and spit in my mouth!

  24. Blastoman says:

    Hold still you got this crazy orange starfish on your face!

  25. miccas75 says:

    Thanks for reminding me you don’t have to be across the room to teach you a lesson.

  26. NewsToob says:

    Bitch betta have my money!

  27. noupsell says:

    Dammit! Make me Love you!

  28. Jimjamjellygirl says:

    Bitch I had it wit yo ass! I already told you me and the boys fight crime and you go out and make my money!

  29. peterdaturd says:

    I tole you git back to REHAB bee-otch!

  30. Hozzlehank says:

    “And that’s for breaking Flava Flav’s heart!”

  31. Genco says:

    NO TEETH means NO TEETH!!

  32. Mike says:

    This is the last time I’m gonna tell you!!! Swallow it BITCH!!!

  33. Ultimate Sin says:

    That’s the last time you say Badrock is better than the Thing!

  34. Chris says:

    Hey Sue, what do you tell a women with two black eyes, SLAP, nothing she has already been told twice.

  35. Chris says:

    Sue, what did the five fingers say to the face, SLAP, BITCH

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