Last Week’s Winning Captions: From Blastoman: “Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!”
From Kevin: “Damn you, Make A Wish Foundation! When I said I wanted to know superman intimately, it wasn’t — it wasn’t L-LIKE THIS.”
From Jibba-jabba: “If Batman — *sniff* — finds out about this — *sniff* — you’re screwed!”
Bitch, I told you to call me Mr. FANTASTIC!
It’s a man baby!
“Damn it Sue, I get enough crap without you and your “I want you to be ‘rock hard’ crap.”
“How is it you can turn invisible yet you can’t make a descent cup of coffee!?”
“Maybe if you weren’t so FAT Little Reed would WANT to stretch again!”
“I’m FANTASTIC, your just invisible to me, bitch.”
Next time you make the Ham sandwich right! And shave I dont like hair in my teeth.
Plastic Man, my ass!
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It’s FANTASTIQUE, bee-atch! I told you I was going EUROPEAN!!
“And that’s the Fantastic Five, bitch!”
“holy crap, you have something red and spiky on your face, maybe these swoosh marks from my hand will get rid of it”
I hate it when you make me hit you.
…and thats for the ugly hair cut you have!
What’s that smell? Are you on the rag or have you been screwing Prince Namor again?
“Don’t move! Mosquito!”
“MUSCLE SPASM!”
High Five!! Very nice.
You’ll get worse next time if you ever let John Byrne cut your hair again!
I dont need to wear a rubber!!
I told you for the last time I am not Super Hasselhoff!
And for the last time, my penis is NOT a chewing gum!
I’m just swinging my arm, it’s your face that got in the way!
and thats for raking the “fantastic four inches” with the chompers!!!
Inadequite huh? It stretches length way not thick way Sue! So fold it as many times as you need and spit in my mouth!
Hold still you got this crazy orange starfish on your face!
Thanks for reminding me you don’t have to be across the room to teach you a lesson.
Bitch betta have my money!
Dammit! Make me Love you!
Bitch I had it wit yo ass! I already told you me and the boys fight crime and you go out and make my money!
I tole you git back to REHAB bee-otch!
“And that’s for breaking Flava Flav’s heart!”
NO TEETH means NO TEETH!!
This is the last time I’m gonna tell you!!! Swallow it BITCH!!!
That’s the last time you say Badrock is better than the Thing!
Hey Sue, what do you tell a women with two black eyes, SLAP, nothing she has already been told twice.
Sue, what did the five fingers say to the face, SLAP, BITCH