Caption This Comic Panel #4

Caption me!

Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!

Last Week’s Winning Caption: From Randy: Red Lion: “Admit it! The world needed a Voltron movie LONG before it needed a Transformers movie!” OP: “We can work this out! I have Michael Bay’s private phone number!”

25 Responses to “Caption This Comic Panel #4”

  1. Dave Says:

    Man, I HATE it when you do the dress-up, strap-on thing…

  2. James A. Says:

    Superman: Do you know what Lois would give for a taste of this?

  3. Sky Says:

    Do what you have to do, Clark.
    It’s time for Aqua Lad to become…AQUAMAN

  4. Giddy Goo Says:

    Superman: Let’s get down to business. You want to be Super Lad, right?

  5. Oliver Says:

    Please…please…be gentle…

  6. Junkey Says:

    I got kryptonite in my ass.

  7. Turtle Says:

    You’re leaving?……Wait, please don’t go…..Why doesn’t anyone ever want to do me in the ass anymore….waaaa waaaa…

  8. Blastoman Says:

    WINNING CAPTION!

    Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!

  9. medeshago Says:

    They didn’t told me that doing this was part of being the official mascot of the JLA!

  10. Fat Free Milk Says:

    This is why Superman doesn’t have sidekicks!

  11. Kevin Says:

    WINNING CAPTION!

    Damn you Make A Wish Foundation! When I said I wanted to know superman intimately, it wasn’t… it wasn’t L-LIKE THIS.

  12. Justin Lesniak Says:

    Little Kid: Rule #3 to porn is: Whenever a man and WOMAN are left alone, they will f**k. NOT whenever a man and BOY are left alone, they will f**k. I guess its better then Ron Jeremy

  13. Jacob Says:

    Find a happy place… find a happy place… FIND A VERY HAPPY PLACE!

  14. Matty Says:

    Why Superman!?!?! Why do you, Michael Jackson, and Wal-Mart, all have boy’s underwear half off.

  15. Your Mother's Severed Head Says:

    THIS is what they meant when they gave you the nickname “Man of Steel”????

  16. Jibba-jabba Says:

    WINNING CAPTION!

    If Batman-*sniff*-finds out about this-*sniff*-you’re screwed!

  17. Alysha Says:

    No Dad,
    I don’t like this game,
    IT HURTS!

  18. Geoff J Says:

    sniff…but Dr Psycho, I..sniff wanted to do the ditty with…sniff. SuperGIRL

  19. Caption This Comic Panel #5 Says:

    [...] Last Week’s Winning Captions: From Blastoman: “Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!” From Kevin: “Damn you, Make A Wish Foundation! When I said I wanted to know superman intimately, it wasn’t… it wasn’t L-LIKE THIS.” From Jibba-jabba: “If Batman — *sniff* — finds out about this — *sniff* — you’re screwed!” « DVD Report: Zodiac [...]

  20. darth beach Says:

    “Superman and I use to wrestle………but then it changed ………….then it felt icky.”

  21. costa Says:

    bite the pillow son… im going in dry…

  22. sX uP Says:

    Superman, this was supposed to be special! why didnt you look at me during? you said you loved me.

    you knew what this was. don’t tell Lois, or Clark Kent will be submitting a story that Mr. Tattle tale’s parents wouldn’t like!

  23. Ultimate Sin Says:

    This is worse then when I was a alterboy at the Vatican. At least it’ll be over faster than a speeding bullet.

  24. Chris Says:

    Your going back to that Bitch Lois arent you, What does she have that I do not have.

  25. N. Rolli Says:

    Clark, you said if I let you have your way with me that I would get to meet Superman.

    Wheres SUPERMAN! {sniff,sniff}
    Wheres SUPERMAN!!

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