Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!
Last Week’s Winning Caption: From Randy: Red Lion: “Admit it! The world needed a Voltron movie LONG before it needed a Transformers movie!” OP: “We can work this out! I have Michael Bay’s private phone number!”
Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!
Little Kid: Rule #3 to porn is: Whenever a man and WOMAN are left alone, they will f**k. NOT whenever a man and BOY are left alone, they will f**k. I guess its better then Ron Jeremy
Clark, you said if I let you have your way with me that I would get to meet Superman.
Wheres SUPERMAN! {sniff,sniff}
Wheres SUPERMAN!!
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Man, I HATE it when you do the dress-up, strap-on thing…
Superman: Do you know what Lois would give for a taste of this?
Do what you have to do, Clark.
It’s time for Aqua Lad to become…AQUAMAN
Superman: Let’s get down to business. You want to be Super Lad, right?
Please…please…be gentle…
I got kryptonite in my ass.
You’re leaving?……Wait, please don’t go…..Why doesn’t anyone ever want to do me in the ass anymore….waaaa waaaa…
WINNING CAPTION!
Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!
They didn’t told me that doing this was part of being the official mascot of the JLA!
This is why Superman doesn’t have sidekicks!
WINNING CAPTION!
Damn you Make A Wish Foundation! When I said I wanted to know superman intimately, it wasn’t… it wasn’t L-LIKE THIS.
Little Kid: Rule #3 to porn is: Whenever a man and WOMAN are left alone, they will f**k. NOT whenever a man and BOY are left alone, they will f**k. I guess its better then Ron Jeremy
Find a happy place… find a happy place… FIND A VERY HAPPY PLACE!
Why Superman!?!?! Why do you, Michael Jackson, and Wal-Mart, all have boy’s underwear half off.
THIS is what they meant when they gave you the nickname “Man of Steel”????
WINNING CAPTION!
If Batman-*sniff*-finds out about this-*sniff*-you’re screwed!
No Dad,
I don’t like this game,
IT HURTS!
sniff…but Dr Psycho, I..sniff wanted to do the ditty with…sniff. SuperGIRL
“Superman and I use to wrestle………but then it changed ………….then it felt icky.”
bite the pillow son… im going in dry…
Superman, this was supposed to be special! why didnt you look at me during? you said you loved me.
you knew what this was. don’t tell Lois, or Clark Kent will be submitting a story that Mr. Tattle tale’s parents wouldn’t like!
This is worse then when I was a alterboy at the Vatican. At least it’ll be over faster than a speeding bullet.
Your going back to that Bitch Lois arent you, What does she have that I do not have.
Clark, you said if I let you have your way with me that I would get to meet Superman.
Wheres SUPERMAN! {sniff,sniff}
Wheres SUPERMAN!!