Caption This Comic Panel #4
By Jimzarro on July 14th, 2007

Last Week’s Winning Caption: From Randy: Red Lion: “Admit it! The world needed a Voltron movie LONG before it needed a Transformers movie!” OP: “We can work this out! I have Michael Bay’s private phone number!”




July 14th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Man, I HATE it when you do the dress-up, strap-on thing…
July 15th, 2007 at 12:26 am
Superman: Do you know what Lois would give for a taste of this?
July 15th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Do what you have to do, Clark.
It’s time for Aqua Lad to become…AQUAMAN
July 15th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Superman: Let’s get down to business. You want to be Super Lad, right?
July 16th, 2007 at 1:56 am
Please…please…be gentle…
July 16th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
I got kryptonite in my ass.
July 16th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
You’re leaving?……Wait, please don’t go…..Why doesn’t anyone ever want to do me in the ass anymore….waaaa waaaa…
July 16th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
WINNING CAPTION!
Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!
July 17th, 2007 at 1:38 am
They didn’t told me that doing this was part of being the official mascot of the JLA!
July 17th, 2007 at 3:30 am
This is why Superman doesn’t have sidekicks!
July 17th, 2007 at 9:07 am
WINNING CAPTION!
Damn you Make A Wish Foundation! When I said I wanted to know superman intimately, it wasn’t… it wasn’t L-LIKE THIS.
July 18th, 2007 at 8:14 am
Little Kid: Rule #3 to porn is: Whenever a man and WOMAN are left alone, they will f**k. NOT whenever a man and BOY are left alone, they will f**k. I guess its better then Ron Jeremy
July 18th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Find a happy place… find a happy place… FIND A VERY HAPPY PLACE!
July 19th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Why Superman!?!?! Why do you, Michael Jackson, and Wal-Mart, all have boy’s underwear half off.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
THIS is what they meant when they gave you the nickname “Man of Steel”????
July 19th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
WINNING CAPTION!
If Batman-*sniff*-finds out about this-*sniff*-you’re screwed!
July 20th, 2007 at 9:54 am
No Dad,
I don’t like this game,
IT HURTS!
July 20th, 2007 at 11:53 am
sniff…but Dr Psycho, I..sniff wanted to do the ditty with…sniff. SuperGIRL
July 20th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
[...] Last Week’s Winning Captions: From Blastoman: “Can you warm it with your heat vision before you start? That fortress of yours makes it feel like I have a popsicle in my ass. And dont call me your little Kryptonian pillow biter!” From Kevin: “Damn you, Make A Wish Foundation! When I said I wanted to know superman intimately, it wasn’t… it wasn’t L-LIKE THIS.” From Jibba-jabba: “If Batman — *sniff* — finds out about this — *sniff* — you’re screwed!” « DVD Report: Zodiac [...]
July 21st, 2007 at 10:42 am
“Superman and I use to wrestle………but then it changed ………….then it felt icky.”
January 29th, 2008 at 4:45 am
bite the pillow son… im going in dry…
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Superman, this was supposed to be special! why didnt you look at me during? you said you loved me.
you knew what this was. don’t tell Lois, or Clark Kent will be submitting a story that Mr. Tattle tale’s parents wouldn’t like!
June 17th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
This is worse then when I was a alterboy at the Vatican. At least it’ll be over faster than a speeding bullet.
October 16th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Your going back to that Bitch Lois arent you, What does she have that I do not have.
August 17th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Clark, you said if I let you have your way with me that I would get to meet Superman.
Wheres SUPERMAN! {sniff,sniff}
Wheres SUPERMAN!!