15 Signs You're Getting Older
By James Aquilone on July 12th, 2007
- You’ve never used the following words or phrases in a sentence: “crunk,” “ginormous,” “off the chain,” “I’m not feeling it,” “hit me up.”
- You do, however, still use these words and phrases: “word,” “that’s fresh,” “let’s book,” “No shit, Sherlock,” “barf,” “psyche!”
- The bands you listened to in college are now considered classic rock.
- The most joyful moment of your day is sitting on the toilet.
- You haven’t watched MTV in 10 years.
- You find yourself thinking, “You know, my mother was right.”
- People born after 1982 have no idea what you’re talking about.
- You think everyone under 25 is a complete idiot.
- You feel creepy lusting after Mandy Moore.
- You recently told someone under the age of 20: “I’m only telling you this so you don’t make the same mistakes I’ve made.”
- The last time you played a video game it was in an arcade.
- You know what an arcade is.
- You own an 8-track or a cassette — and still listen to them.
- You don’t have to buy new clothes to look retro; you just have to dig through your closet.
- You can’t name any of the top pop albums over the last year.
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July 12th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
You sometimes refer to PCs as IBM clones.
You still wear your 1989 Batman golden batsymbol t-shirt (I wore mine yesterday and it still fits!)
You would write more of these but you have to go to work to pay your mortgage.
July 12th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Very nice, Homie Bear!
“You sometimes refer to PCs as IBM clones.”
How freakin old are you, man!?!
July 12th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Happy Birthday Jimzarro!
July 13th, 2007 at 6:39 am
To be fair, MTV hasn’t played music videos in 10 years…
I still have my “Members Only” jacket (I think I’m the last member)
July 13th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Speaking of getting older… here’s a joke…
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ”There is no justice in this world.” The other lady asked what she meant.
“Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I’m 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I’m too old to squat!”
Grabbed from Mohammadi.ca
July 15th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
You nailed it, except that I don’t feel creepy lusting after Mandy Moore….I feel creepy lusting after Katie Couric
July 16th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I feel creepy because Katie Couric lusts after ME! Boy, I really need her to back off a little bit and give me my own space sometimes.
July 17th, 2007 at 3:31 am
I feel creepy over lusting after Barbara Bush.
July 17th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
A kid once told me he saw some big black plastic CDs that were used to play music in the past. Just when I was going to tell him they were LPs, another kid said :” Oh yeah I saw some at my grandma’s, those are old ! It was before there even were computers in houses.”
-sigh-
July 17th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
@Gog
Kids were put on this earth to make us feel old…and to vandalize our cars.