Posted by Jimzarro in Captions, Comic Books, Humor
on Jun 30th, 2007 | 11 comments
Bring the funny! The best caption will receive a Blogzarro un-prize!!!
Last Week’s Winning Caption: From Adam: “When I told that genie I wanted a wiener like a horse between my legs, this was not what I had in mind!!!”
Gepetto?????
I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME MISTRESS, SUPERPINOCCHIO!!!!
“Behold! The only thing greater than you!”
“Ejaculated Butt Robot Toys don’t pay the bills, iClark!!!”
Superman:You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later as they grow follows madness and death.
Yellow Thing:I just wanted to know what how he felt about Bush in office.Where can I get a good burger around here?
Yellow Thing: Go on Lois, you know where to shove the whip.
Superman (doll??): Nooooooooo!
SuperDoll: Whip me like I am a real boy!
Phallic YellowThing’s thought balloon: Then use me on him like he is a real man!
Supes: “Lois! What’s going on? What are you doing, baby?”
Yellow Thing: “That clown won’t make you do the dishes now, Lois. Strike. STRIKE!!”
Superman: Mama, Mama, Mama
Woman: Damit I broke another one.
Superman: You idiot, I said, I wanted to be the dom and you the sub
Yellow thing: I thought we were going two’s up on Lois!?!
WINNING CAPTION!
Yellow Thing: And yet, in getting what she always wanted, Lois discovers that it’s really not what she wanted at all.
Superman Robot: So you’re going to let me go?
Lois: No I paid for a sex bot and I’m GETTING a sex bot.
Superman: Lois! It’s me! I’m trapped in a robot’s body! Don’t do it!
Yellow Thing: Ignore him. It’s a robot who thinks it’s Superman who is trapped in a robot’s body. Get him with that krypto-whip!
Hey baby I bet you can’t guess where the batteries go!