Blogzarro Question #9
By James A. on June 15th, 2007
Fact: Chewbacca is over seven feet tall. Fact: Chewbacca doesn’t wear any clothes.
So, how come no one’s ever seen any Wookiee twigs and berries?
He’s hairy, but not that hairy.
I would think a creature of that size would sport a large manhood. Are Wookiee’s not anatomically correct? And could this lack account for their short tempers?



June 15th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
It’s a fair question but I find myself not really wanting to know the answer.
June 15th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Who Cares????
June 15th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Come on, Jerry, you know you care very deeply. But you can’t admit it!
June 15th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
I think they are retractable, being from a warrior race this trait has been bred into Wookies for centuries.
His package is out of the way in battle for safety reasons, and while in public so as not to offend. After all they are not flashers….well, there is always a pervert or two, like in all species.
June 15th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
You know what we don’t have enough of? Wookie Porn. I for one would like to see that. And you know what? Harry (Bigfoot) from Harry and the Hendersons didn’t have a package either. So I want somebody to make a wookie porn to star wars music. It could be epic.
June 15th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Hal, I’m sure if you search, you’ll find Wookiee porn. Basically anything with Ron Jeremy in it could be called Wookiee porn.
Horrible thought: Gay Wookiee porn with Chewbacca and Harry (Bigfoot)!!!
June 17th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
…..maybe it is a girl wookie.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:00 am
Clearly he has internal genatalia