Blogzarro Question #8

No matter what, Jason will catch you!How come whenever a movie killer chases you in the woods, you always take a quick glance behind you…you inevitably stumble and fall…and as you look up — there’s the psycho standing right in front of you?

Guys like Jason and Michael Myers know you’re going to look back and fall — that’s why you never see them run after anyone. They just saunter after their victims, wait for them to take a spill, and then splat!

The moral of the story: never look back.

7 Responses to “Blogzarro Question #8”

  1. The Kurgan Says:

    Also, why don’t cars ever start in horror movies?

  2. Marcus Says:

    I always found this funny, too. No matter how slow Jason is moving, you know he’s catching that chick who is sprinting through the woods.

  3. The Ultimate Killer Says:

    That’s true — you never see these guys running!

  4. Rebus Says:

    This is why, if Jason is ever after me, I’m not going to run. I’ll just quietly walk away…

  5. Jimzarro Says:

    @ Rebus

    I think that is a great!

  6. XxTYRxX Says:

    I have known this for a long time and call it the “Monster Teleportation Power”. All movie monsters/killers have it.

  7. mercutiom Says:

    Why are you looking back anyway…you know the big scary guy with the machete is behind you….keep running moron!

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