
How come whenever a movie killer chases you in the woods, you always take a quick glance behind you…you inevitably stumble and fall…and as you look up — there’s the psycho standing right in front of you?
Guys like Jason and Michael Myers know you’re going to look back and fall — that’s why you never see them run after anyone. They just saunter after their victims, wait for them to take a spill, and then splat!
The moral of the story: never look back.
Also, why don’t cars ever start in horror movies?
I always found this funny, too. No matter how slow Jason is moving, you know he’s catching that chick who is sprinting through the woods.
That’s true — you never see these guys running!
This is why, if Jason is ever after me, I’m not going to run. I’ll just quietly walk away…
@ Rebus
I think that is a great!
I have known this for a long time and call it the “Monster Teleportation Power”. All movie monsters/killers have it.
Why are you looking back anyway…you know the big scary guy with the machete is behind you….keep running moron!