Blogzarro Question #8
By James A. on June 8th, 2007
How come whenever a movie killer chases you in the woods, you always take a quick glance behind you…you inevitably stumble and fall…and as you look up — there’s the psycho standing right in front of you?
Guys like Jason and Michael Myers know you’re going to look back and fall — that’s why you never see them run after anyone. They just saunter after their victims, wait for them to take a spill, and then splat!
The moral of the story: never look back.
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June 8th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Also, why don’t cars ever start in horror movies?
June 8th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I always found this funny, too. No matter how slow Jason is moving, you know he’s catching that chick who is sprinting through the woods.
June 8th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
That’s true — you never see these guys running!
June 8th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
This is why, if Jason is ever after me, I’m not going to run. I’ll just quietly walk away…
June 8th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
@ Rebus
I think that is a great!
June 9th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
I have known this for a long time and call it the “Monster Teleportation Power”. All movie monsters/killers have it.
June 10th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Why are you looking back anyway…you know the big scary guy with the machete is behind you….keep running moron!