Comments on: Blogzarro Question #11 http://blogzarro.com/2007/06/blogzarro-question-11/ The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro! Thu, 17 May 2012 04:04:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Starla http://blogzarro.com/2007/06/blogzarro-question-11/comment-page-1/#comment-59651 Starla Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:41:23 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=296#comment-59651 HAHA! I was reading this at work and started laughing at loud. All the customers in the lobby just looked at me like I was crazy! I guess it didnt help that I repeated, out loud, the line "Shit! It's a fucking monster!" as I was laughing....mmmmm HAHA! I was reading this at work and started laughing at loud. All the customers in the lobby just looked at me like I was crazy! I guess it didnt help that I repeated, out loud, the line “Shit! It’s a fucking monster!” as I was laughing….mmmmm

]]> By: Eve http://blogzarro.com/2007/06/blogzarro-question-11/comment-page-1/#comment-3452 Eve Sun, 01 Jul 2007 00:01:40 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=296#comment-3452 The reason why they always think the noise is Jinxy the cat is because whenever there's a strange noise, a hissing cat will then come flying through the air at the person. "Oh Jinxy, you scared me." And that's when Jason/Michael Myers/other miscellaneous killer/demons/ghosts/whatever will attack. I like when the person will hear a noise and then throw open the closet door or the front door or the armoire door, but have NO weapon in their hand. Of course, the killer is never there, but what if someone WAS in there waiting to attack? What then? The reason why they always think the noise is Jinxy the cat is because whenever there’s a strange noise, a hissing cat will then come flying through the air at the person. “Oh Jinxy, you scared me.” And that’s when Jason/Michael Myers/other miscellaneous killer/demons/ghosts/whatever will attack.

I like when the person will hear a noise and then throw open the closet door or the front door or the armoire door, but have NO weapon in their hand. Of course, the killer is never there, but what if someone WAS in there waiting to attack? What then?

]]> By: James A. http://blogzarro.com/2007/06/blogzarro-question-11/comment-page-1/#comment-3415 James A. Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:21:53 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=296#comment-3415 It's like Eddie Murphy said about haunted houses. If some demonic voice said, "Get out of this house," you'd get the hell out of the house. And then the movie would be over. It’s like Eddie Murphy said about haunted houses. If some demonic voice said, “Get out of this house,” you’d get the hell out of the house. And then the movie would be over.

]]> By: Monocle Barbie http://blogzarro.com/2007/06/blogzarro-question-11/comment-page-1/#comment-3390 Monocle Barbie Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:25:50 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=296#comment-3390 ahaha! that is hilarious. but to answer your question, it is because all movie writers are idiots. they are the kind of people who do not think a monster will come and get them. And the kind of people who do not close refrigerator doors and car doors. they are the kind of people who will spend 30 seconds reassuring someone that it will be OK when they have only 45 seconds longer to dismantle the fucking bomb! lol. That is why. Perhaps if a rational person wrote a movie, then everything would make sense. But maybe it helps in cinema: if the person in the movie is doing something you do not want them to do, you can be drawn into the story. NO YOU IDIOT! DO NOT OPEN THAT CLOSET! YOU KNOW THE FUCKING MONSTER IS IN THERE! anyway, that is my take on the subject. ahaha! that is hilarious. but to answer your question, it is because all movie writers are idiots. they are the kind of people who do not think a monster will come and get them. And the kind of people who do not close refrigerator doors and car doors. they are the kind of people who will spend 30 seconds reassuring someone that it will be OK when they have only 45 seconds longer to dismantle the fucking bomb! lol. That is why. Perhaps if a rational person wrote a movie, then everything would make sense. But maybe it helps in cinema: if the person in the movie is doing something you do not want them to do, you can be drawn into the story. NO YOU IDIOT! DO NOT OPEN THAT CLOSET! YOU KNOW THE FUCKING MONSTER IS IN THERE! anyway, that is my take on the subject.

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