Geek Honey of the Month: Captain Schoolgirl
By James A. on May 1st, 2007
She’s a superhero and a schoolgirl (and she’s legal). It doesn’t get any better than that, people. Captain Schoolgirl attends Our Lady of Perpetual Bliss, where she protects the innocent and fights bullies, oversexed priests and nuns, and a psycho cheerleader named the Squealer. Sounds like my old high school, except for the sexy captain part. Captain Schoolgirl is also a double threat in the world of entertainment, as the knee-high-sock-wearing hero stars in live-action movies and a comic (check out a clip of “The Adventures of Captain Schoolgirl” here). She says she likes milkshakes, patrolling school dances, comics, puppies, and fellow bookworms. But it was her love of “Cabin Boy” that clinched it for me. But enough of my yakking. Here’s Blogzarro’s Geek Honey of May…
Captain Schoolgirl
Age: 18
Location: New York, NY
Height: 5-foot-8
Measurements: 34-26-36
Interests: Batman
Favorite Movies: Beetlejuice, Cabin Boy (it�s educational!), Mallratz
Favorite Books & Comics: Batman, Kabuki, The Maxx, Harley Quinn, Black Widow
Favorite Video Games: Read a book?
Heroes: Batman, Wonder Woman
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How did you become Captain Schoolgirl?
I came to be out of the desires and wishes of all my professors and fellow students — they needed a hall monitor from heaven and thus I was born. Turns out there is more to worry about in school than patrolling school dances and handing out demerit slips.
What special powers/abilities do you have?
The most fine-tuned human abilities a la Captain America. Extreme intelligence. Spelling whiz. Razor-blade ruler of justice. Martial arts (in training!). Lightning-fast hall-pass writing.
Do you have a weakness?
Puppies, bookworms, midterms, and chocolate. And darklings.
How are you handling the death of Captain America? Do you fear for your own life?
100 bucks says Captain America’s not dead.
Would you care to tell us your secret identity?
What secret identity?
What’s the biggest problem facing Captain Schoolgirl?
The Squealer — cheerleader from hell. She constantly shrieks rumors through her menacing megaphone and it’s time someone stopped her.
Do you have a boyfriend?
There�s no time for flirtations with the amount of exams and papers we have these days. Boys are for study groups, if they can keep their heads on straight. Dunceboy (my sidekick) is the only boy in my life — and he�s too busy shooting spitballs at the Squealer!
Are men intimidated by a superheroine?
Boys certainly are! Men seem to be flabbergasted when I interrogate them. I guess that�s why girls have higher IQ�s�
What is it that makes a schoolgirl uniform so powerful?
It�s the socks. Everyone loves a good clean pair of knee highs!
[Are you a geeky girl? Are you hot? If you answered yes to both of those questions, you could become the next Geek Honey of the Month. Send pics to geekhoneys@blogzarro.com]
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May 1st, 2007 at 12:41 pm
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May 1st, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Plaid skirt and a cycle! Great combo. I’m a big fan of Maxx too. Read it before it was on MTV, even. Ever do any rescuing in Florida?
May 1st, 2007 at 6:49 pm
major cutie!
May 1st, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Well done, captain! Congrats!
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:38 am
/wipes away drool.
May 8th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
YEY 4 captain schoolGirL!!!!!! she is so awesome!!!!
May 9th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
This is a good example of the old definition of “queer.”
May 17th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
[...] So I love Digg, if only for the news that people submit. The comments and the Digg community are absolutely worthless, but the news that the site provides is usually interesting enough to click on and digg. So imagine my surprise when in the same day, Digg alerted me to the existence of my new favorite superheroine, Captain Schoolgirl. [NWS] Seriously - she’s my favorite. And it has nothing to do with the motorcycle (lies) and nothing to do with the shirt (nothing at all!), but I have to admit, I dig the idea. I don’t like to think of myself as one of those guys who has a thing for schoolgirls, I mean, I’m young enough to know a lot of women who wear uniforms like that for school. I think my fascination really grows out of the fact that I never knew anyone who did wear anything like that. And maybe too much anime. Moving on. [...]
March 18th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
love the pigtails!!
April 21st, 2008 at 7:23 am
I’ll bet Captain Schoolgirl’s arch nemesis, The Headmaster, has broken many a cane across the super heroine’s pneumatic buttocks, in a futile attempt to thwart her girlish good deeds!