Comments on: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/ The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro! Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:28:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Maja http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-144646 Maja Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:28:05 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-144646 hey mike "I cannot say I don't disagree with you!" hey mike “I cannot say I don’t disagree with you!”

]]> By: mike http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-144627 mike Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:08:13 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-144627 I saw Carlin a couple times @ Summerfest in Milwaukee many years ago. Once he got arrested by the freaking moron MPD for in appropriate language. The other time he had a great note worthy quote. A guy was heckling him. George's reply was "I hope your drunk because stupid is forever" I saw Carlin a couple times @ Summerfest in Milwaukee many years ago. Once he got arrested by the freaking moron MPD for in appropriate language.

The other time he had a great note worthy quote. A guy was heckling him. George’s reply was “I hope your drunk because stupid is forever”

]]> By: chev http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-144619 chev Sun, 22 Jan 2012 01:46:38 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-144619 They left out one of my favourite Carlin quips: "The other day my doctor found a spot on my lung. Turned out to be barbecue sauce." They left out one of my favourite Carlin quips: “The other day my doctor found a spot on my lung. Turned out to be barbecue sauce.”

]]> By: J http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-144364 J Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:18:57 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-144364 Simon says go fuck yourself Simon says go fuck yourself

]]> By: Kink in Motion http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-143990 Kink in Motion Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:53:58 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-143990 [...] Take the ‘you have to laugh or you’ll cry approach’.  I call it ‘Carlin’s Way’. Look past the words and try to see the [...] [...] Take the ‘you have to laugh or you’ll cry approach’.  I call it ‘Carlin’s Way’. Look past the words and try to see the [...]

]]> By: Marc Butler http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-143806 Marc Butler Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:26:42 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-143806 Being in my 40's now I was raised with the comedy of Carlin. He really did have his own way at looking at humans as they really are....one of the most insane fucking species EVER! Just the fact that Kevin Smith cast him as his character in Dogma is forever priceless. He really was one of the greatest entertainers of his time. Im pretty sure he could care less if he ever made it to see Buddy Christ... Being in my 40′s now I was raised with the comedy of Carlin. He really did have his own way at looking at humans as they really are….one of the most insane fucking species EVER! Just the fact that Kevin Smith cast him as his character in Dogma is forever priceless. He really was one of the greatest entertainers of his time. Im pretty sure he could care less if he ever made it to see Buddy Christ…

]]> By: Tom http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-143681 Tom Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:51:21 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-143681 George was a true genius. He is sorely missed. And today more than ever, I am reminded of these immortal words from him: "It's all b***s**t and it's bad for ya." Oh, George...you would truly be having a fine time if you were with us today! George was a true genius. He is sorely missed. And today more than ever, I am reminded of these immortal words from him: “It’s all b***s**t and it’s bad for ya.”

Oh, George…you would truly be having a fine time if you were with us today!

]]> By: tomas Alvarez http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-143215 tomas Alvarez Sun, 09 Oct 2011 16:48:00 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-143215 My favorite quote In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit! George Carlin Politically Incorrect, May 29, 1997 My favorite quote
In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. ‘Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.
Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man — living in the sky — who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you.
He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
George Carlin Politically Incorrect, May 29, 1997

]]> By: Twitch http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-142963 Twitch Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:29:22 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-142963 " 'get on the plane, get on the plane' I say FUCK YOU! I'm getting IN the plane! IN the plane!" "to the drug community, shit means something special, to them, shit means SHIIIIT!" "Take a small, tactical nuclear device and STICK IT UP A GUYS ASS! A thermal nuclear suppository! Preparation H-Bomb!" ” ‘get on the plane, get on the plane’ I say FUCK YOU! I’m getting IN the plane! IN the plane!”

“to the drug community, shit means something special, to them, shit means SHIIIIT!”

“Take a small, tactical nuclear device and STICK IT UP A GUYS ASS! A thermal nuclear suppository! Preparation H-Bomb!”

]]> By: Me http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/comment-page-5/#comment-142642 Me Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:00:44 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=226#comment-142642 George would say: Quotes are for idiots that can't think for themselves. George would say:
Quotes are for idiots that can’t think for themselves.

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