By James Aquilone on April 26th, 2007
HBO’s “Entourage” is back. Vince, Eric, Drama, and Turtle are still living large in La La Land. And we love it. Here are some reasons (4 to be exact) why it’s TV’s coolest half hour…
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As agent Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven is the most lovable bastard on TV. Every episode he delivers the best lines and the best insults since Archie Bunker. My personal favorites: “Let’s hug it out, bitch.” “Got Milf?” “Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That’s what actors do. They pretend.”
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| 2) Kevin Dillon
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Kevin Dillon, the less successful brother of actor Matt Dillon, portrays the less successful brother of actor Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier). It’s the role he was born to play. He’s the lovable loser to Ari’s lovable bastard. He’s pathetic and he hasn’t been funnier since “Heaven Help Us.” And that was in 1985.
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| 3) Hot Chicks
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Sure, there’s Emmanuelle Chriqui, Carla Gugino, and even Mandy Moore. But the babes I’m talking about are the ones whose names you don’t remember. There are always a gaggle of hot babes on “Entourage” as the boys go on the prowl. And they’re often naked! The babes, I mean.
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| 4) Male Bonding
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We’re not talking about Ari and Lloyd here. The heart and soul of the show is the camaraderie between Vince, Eric, Drama, and Turtle and their adventures in La La Land as they hang out, hook up, and have fun spending lots of cash. It’s the life every red-blooded American man is dying for. But that’s why we have TV. Thank you, HBO.
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April 26th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Pisses me off that this show only lasts 30 minutes! Hell not even that long really.
But it is the coolest for sure, let’s hug it out bitch!
April 26th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
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April 26th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
“But it is the coolest for sure, let’s hug it out bitch!”
Is that a request, bitch?
April 26th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
No, Blogzarro scares us. Don’t wanna be crushed like Superman!