Am I Crazy Or…
By James Aquilone on April 6th, 2007
Does it not make sense that a so-called professional musician, Gene Simmons, has the stupidest, and most poorly written, theme song on TV? Interestingly, it took four people (Gene Simmons, Philip W. Gough, Leslie Greif, Adam Reed) to write the lyrics. That’s 13 words per writer. Here are the 52 words that make up the theme to the A&E reality series “Gene Simmons Family Jewels”:
This is the Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
When God made me he broke all the rules.
I rock all day, I roll all night
You wish you were me, you know I’m right.
And that’s Shannon my beauty queen,
the finest girl I have ever seen
We ain’t your next door family.
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April 8th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
I’ll go one step futher and say it’s the worst celeb reality show on TV. It’s one big commercial for Gene Simmons and his many projects.
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:20 am
he probably didn’t write it himself. can you imagine what it would cost the production company of that show to have to pay publishing rights to gene for writing it himself. usually the shows have writers on contract for these types of things. to save money you see. hell even Lenno’s show has a writing staff! so think befor you comment or you’ll sound like an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
@bj
“he probably didn’t write it himself. ”
Genius, I list the four people who wrote the song. Read the article before you comment or you’ll sound like an idiot.
Also spell check your comments before you post them or you’ll sound like an even bigger idiot.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
It’s like the first poem i’ve learned at elementary school, and that one was quite smarter.
August 26th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Excuse me but this is my first post on this site. This show is such crap that I never watched long enough to hear the song. I am old enough to remember KISS ( never live , thank G_D)….but s__t then is still s__t today. Gene looked better with his make-up on….that’s enough!!!!!!!!