10. “How’s my bulge look in these tights?”
9. “No, Mr. West, I won’t grease your batpole.”
8. “Is that an Ewok or has Gary Coleman grown a beard?”
7. “Does this Jedi robe make me look fat?”
6. “Just when you thought George Lucas has exhausted the marketing of Star Wars — lightsaber condoms!”
5. “Melody Anderson is no longer in mint condition.”
4. “Who the hell is Melody Anderson?”
3. “Only one thing could top this — an Internet porn convention.”
2. “I heard Mark Hamill will autograph for food.”
1. “Quol lip no marg’rk.” (Loose translation: I’m 37, wear prescription pants, and only have sex when I am within arm’s length of a glory hole.)
Stan Lee autographed my leg. and his crew filmed it! I scooted throuh a line of hundreds… Check it out on my blog..Double click on the main pic!