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Top 10 Things Overheard at the New York Comic Con

10. “How’s my bulge look in these tights?”

9. “No, Mr. West, I won’t grease your batpole.”

8. “Is that an Ewok or has Gary Coleman grown a beard?”

7. “Does this Jedi robe make me look fat?”

6. “Just when you thought George Lucas has exhausted the marketing of Star Wars — lightsaber condoms!”

5. “Melody Anderson is no longer in mint condition.”

4. “Who the hell is Melody Anderson?”

3. “Only one thing could top this — an Internet porn convention.”

2. “I heard Mark Hamill will autograph for food.”

1. “Quol lip no marg’rk.” (Loose translation: I’m 37, wear prescription pants, and only have sex when I am within arm’s length of a glory hole.)

One Response to “ “Top 10 Things Overheard at the New York Comic Con”

  1. Jacquie says:

    Stan Lee autographed my leg. and his crew filmed it! I scooted throuh a line of hundreds… Check it out on my blog..Double click on the main pic!

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