Comments on: An Intro to Dubious Sexual Terminology http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/ The blog of lies, injustice, and the bizarro way. Funnier than a Bazooka Joe comic, more profound than a fortune cookie, able to waste your time in a single glance. Look, up on the Net! It's a blog! It's bizarre! No...it's Blogzarro! Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:28:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: :)))))) http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-143363 :)))))) Wed, 26 Oct 2011 01:59:53 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-143363 What about the lion king? Where you jizz in a line across your partners forehead while whispering "siiiiimmmmba" What about the lion king? Where you jizz in a line across your partners forehead while whispering “siiiiimmmmba”

]]> By: Bigun http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-143244 Bigun Thu, 13 Oct 2011 03:18:19 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-143244 What about tha one where i ram my huge cock I'n your mom and then pullout and nut all over your sister... What about tha one where i ram my huge cock I’n your mom and then pullout and nut all over your sister…

]]> By: Debauchee69 http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-141833 Debauchee69 Wed, 11 May 2011 06:40:23 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-141833 WHERE IS MY BELOVED "FLYING PHILIDELPHIA FUCK"?!!! Where is my Baltamore Balloon Knotl? Where is my DUNKIN' DONUTS?!!! Where is my Californication? Where is my Kapipski Creme Pie?!! Where is my Roenert Park (CA) Rim Job or my Petaluma Poontangi?!!! And you DARE call yourself a SEX.UAL EPICURE?!!! FYI, I am saving my money up for a two women/one man Lucky Pierre Scene.. Lindsy promised to be 'gentle' with me?!! WARNING: Do not have SEX with TWO WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME!!! My girlfriend bought me a WHORE and we had a THREESOME. The next day I woke up with the worse EYESTRAIN I ever had in my life!!! Hooker said I should have used THREE WOMEN. How was I supposed to know this?!!! WHERE IS MY BELOVED “FLYING PHILIDELPHIA FUCK”?!!! Where is my Baltamore Balloon Knotl? Where is my DUNKIN’ DONUTS?!!! Where is my Californication? Where is my Kapipski Creme Pie?!! Where is my Roenert Park (CA) Rim Job or my Petaluma Poontangi?!!! And you DARE call yourself a SEX.UAL EPICURE?!!!

FYI, I am saving my money up for a two women/one man Lucky Pierre Scene.. Lindsy promised to be ‘gentle’ with me?!!

WARNING: Do not have SEX with TWO WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME!!! My girlfriend bought me a WHORE and we had a THREESOME. The next day I woke up with the worse EYESTRAIN I ever had in my life!!! Hooker said I should have used THREE WOMEN. How was I supposed to know this?!!!

]]> By: Debauchee69 http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-141832 Debauchee69 Wed, 11 May 2011 06:31:51 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-141832 Your defination about a DIRTY SANCHEZ is Wrong!!! My smart mouth girlfriend asked me if I EVER had a Dirty SANCHEY and I said I had three of them but I don't do that any more. She started LAUGHING. I said WAIT A MINUTE---we are talking about BASEBALL CARDS HERE, AREN'T WE?!!! She fell down laughing which meant it was filthy and the joke was on me. I went to work and asked a Gay friend of mine who directed me to our receptionist. She FREAKED when I asked her. "What is Wrong with all the Men in San Francisco...and you looked SO NORMAL!!! Ahem: A dirty Sanchez is when you shit on a guy/woman's face and you paint her upper lip with it (it's SCAT Play---don't ask!!!). Your defination about a DIRTY SANCHEZ is Wrong!!! My smart mouth girlfriend asked me if I EVER had a Dirty SANCHEY and I said I had three of them but I don’t do that any more. She started LAUGHING. I said WAIT A MINUTE—we are talking about BASEBALL CARDS HERE, AREN’T WE?!!! She fell down laughing which meant it was filthy and the joke was on me. I went to work and asked a Gay friend of mine who directed me to our receptionist. She FREAKED when I asked her. “What is Wrong with all the Men in San Francisco…and you looked SO NORMAL!!! Ahem: A dirty Sanchez is when you shit on a guy/woman’s face and you paint her upper lip with it (it’s SCAT Play—don’t ask!!!).

]]> By: Crisco Kid http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-141670 Crisco Kid Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:37:56 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-141670 Na, when a guy wants a pearl necklace he is saying he likes it like the hoockers in the far east do it.where they put a 25" strand of pearls up your but and while doing it they reach around and slide the necklace out of your anus one single pearl at a time. Na, when a guy wants a pearl necklace he is saying he likes it like the hoockers in the far east do it.where they put a 25″ strand of pearls up your but and while doing it they reach around and slide the necklace out of your anus one single pearl at a time.

]]> By: eddie http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-141462 eddie Wed, 16 Mar 2011 21:36:22 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-141462 French mustache , when you know yur gonna fuck shave your pubes , then save them for later. Once your getting ready to cum , make sure you do it right on her upper lip , then you get the saved pubes and throw then at her lip . French mustache , when you know yur gonna fuck shave your pubes , then save them for later. Once your getting ready to cum , make sure you do it right on her upper lip , then you get the saved pubes and throw then at her lip .

]]> By: Lucas http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-141424 Lucas Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:56:29 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-141424 Hey how bout the dirty Houdini It's when your doin a girl from behind and right before you bust pull out. Let a little spit or luggie dribble on her back so she thinks your done. Then when she turns around let go all over her face Hey how bout the dirty Houdini
It’s when your doin a girl from behind and right before you bust pull out. Let a little spit or luggie dribble on her back so she thinks your done. Then when she turns around let go all over her face

]]> By: k http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-140469 k Sun, 12 Dec 2010 18:53:07 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-140469 You don't even have the bloody walrus on here! Who's the ignorant, uncool prude now? look it up on urban dictionary I don't have time to explain myself You don’t even have the bloody walrus on here! Who’s the ignorant, uncool prude now?

look it up on urban dictionary I don’t have time to explain myself

]]> By: Wayne http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-99163 Wayne Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:44:40 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-99163 Harvest Moon When a woman has a dingle berry in her crack when you are behind her Harvest Moon
When a woman has a dingle berry in her crack when you are behind her

]]> By: Wayne http://blogzarro.com/2007/02/favorite-sexual-terms/comment-page-1/#comment-99162 Wayne Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:43:38 +0000 http://blogzarro.com/?p=60#comment-99162 Don't forget the Roman Helmet. This is when you put your balls on her forhead and your dick on her nose. Don’t forget the Roman Helmet. This is when you put your balls on her forhead and your dick on her nose.

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