What I Learned Today

Never — ever — follow a fat man who just picked up the Sunday edition of the New York Times into the bathroom.

How I Learned This: This afternoon, at work, the hard way.

One Response to “What I Learned Today”

  1. Dave3 Says:

    Even worse. Never follow someone carrying an iPod video into the bathroom.

    How I learned this: Wait, that’s me. Don’t follow ME into the bathroom if I’m carrying my iPod video. You’ve been warned.

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