Porno veteran Randy Spears (pictured at right) is a decent actor.
How I Learned This: Between 3:40 and 4:00 am, I watched the “erotic-thriller” (which means it’s watered-down cable porn with a detective story thrown in) “Dangerous Passions,” also starring Jezebelle Bond (love that name) and Dick Smothers Jr. (that isn’t a made-up porn name; it’s actually Dick Smothers‘ son).
Side Note: After a bizarre mental mash-up of porn names back in 1996 or ’97, I was convinced this new pop star by the name of Britney Spears was actually a porn actress. The actors who caused the confusion were Brittany Andrews and Randy Spears. Much to my disappointment, I caught Britney Spears on the Jenny Jones show and soon realized that she was 16 years old. Though, a porn career is looking more promising every day.
Ha.Ha.Ha. I once worked with a guy in IT that looked just like Mr. Spears, although his name was Harris. Too funny..Maybe he could do a movie about Randy?