10. The movie’s catchprase: “You’ll believe a man can spend 10 bucks on crap!”

9. Includes the line: “You can’t stop me — I have an IQ of 118!”

8. The hero’s superpower: ability not to make eye contact with a stranger in an elevator.

7. Plot holes glossed over by the heroine’s numerous boob flashes.

6. Forget Kryptonite — the hero’s only weakness…a bullet to the heart.

5. CGI effects were rendered using a crayon.

4. The hero has a specially designed costume to emphasize his “bulge.”

3. The soundtrack is by the guy who wrote the “Pina Colada Song.”

2. The movie is based on a comic written during Stan Lee’s magic mushroom addiction.

1. Bat-nipples!