Posted by James A. in Humor
on Dec 30th, 2005 | 0 comments
This year I’m gonna get off my ass and finally get things done — as well as stop those things that are no good for me. Here’s just a smattering of those things:
- Stop speaking Klingon while making love.
- Get buff, learn ninjitsu, fight crime, make city safe once again.
- Learn to use a Bo staff.
- Watch every episode of “Doctor Who” in existence in one sitting.
- Buy a really long scarf.
- Get unstuck from ’82.
- Learn the true identity of my father — then kill him in a duel.
- Stop referring to lovemaking as the “Quickening.”
- Get that damn time machine from the Internet to work.
- Acquire more skills — like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.
- Trade in my Wiffle ball bat for a real lightsaber.
- Finally figure out how Superman altered time by flying around the earth really fast.
- Stop thinking of Ewoks in a sexual way.
